Category: AI

Google DeepMind CEO Shocked OpenAI’s Turning ChatGPT into a Bloody Billboard Well, apparently DeepMind’s head honcho, Demis Hassabis, nearly spat his tea when he heard OpenAI’s bright idea to jam bloody *ads* into ChatGPT....

Bolna Grabs $6.3M to Yell at Devices Better Than You Ever Could Right, so some bright sparks over at a startup called Bolna just convinced General Catalyst to hand over a whopping $6.3 million for their “voice orchestration...

Anthropic’s CEO Loses Patience at Davos and Kicks Nvidia in the Silicon Nuts So apparently, the usually buttoned-up circus known as Davos turned into a goddamn reality show when Anthropic’s CEO decided they’d had enough of...

Consumers Finally Spend More On Apps Than Games, Because Apparently AI Is The New Religion Well, holy bleeding algorithms, humanity did it — in 2025, people blew more cash on mobile apps than on games for the first bloody time...

AI Super PACs: Because Democracy Wasn’t Already Screwed Enough Ah, bloody marvelous. Just when you thought elections couldn’t get any more of a flaming circus, along come the AI Super PACs, waving their shiny "innovation"...

Zanskar Thinks 1 TW of Geothermal Power Is Being Overlooked — No Shit, Sherlock Right, so apparently some clever bastards at Zanskar have figured out that we’ve been sitting on a metric fuck-ton of untapped geothermal energy...

Preply Hits Unicorn Status – And Somehow Doesn’t Explode in the Process Well, fuck me running – Preply, that language-learning marketplace you probably ignored while wasting cash on language apps that make you repeat...

Adobe’s Fancy New Acrobat Trick: Now It Talks Back When You Ask It To So apparently Adobe Acrobat has decided it’s not enough to just be the bloated PDF wrangler from hell — now it wants to play “AI genius” too....

OpenAI’s First Gadget: Yet Another Bloody Smart Thing to Stick in Your Ears So apparently OpenAI — yes, those overachieving bastards who made ChatGPT and made the rest of us feel like useless meatbags — have decided that...

TechCrunch Disrupt 2026 — Pay Now, Cry Later Oh joy, the circus is back in town. TechCrunch is flogging Disrupt 2026 tickets like some overcaffeinated street hustler hawking knockoff phones at a bus stop. Apparently, this is...