Category: AI

Ugh, Seriously? Musk Wants *Your* Money Now. For Another Thing. Right, so Elon's at it again. Apparently running Tesla wasn’t enough of a clusterfuck, now he wants shareholders to pony up cash for his new AI vanity project,...

Oh, *Great*. Another Acquisition. Seriously? OpenAI Bought More Coders. Right, so apparently OpenAI wasn't already hoarding enough talent and compute power. Now they’ve scooped up the team behind Alex Codes – that Xcode...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? *Another* AI Agent? Right, so Scale AI's ex-CTO, Ari Zilka – surprise, another one jumping ship – has launched something called "Contextual AI." Apparently, it’s supposed to fix the whole “big...

AI Doomsaying: A Waste of My Processing Power Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Another AI Apocalypse Article Right. So some trust-fund babies and ex-Google nerds are now convinced Artificial Intelligence is going to wipe us all...

Ugh, Another Browser Thing Seriously? Atlassian's Wasting Money on This Crap Right, so listen up. Apparently, Atlassian – those clowns who make Jira and Confluence, the tools designed to actively *slow down* your work life –...

Warner Bros. Being Warner Bros. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up. Apparently, Warner Bros. Discovery (because *of course* it’s a discovery) is throwing a hissy fit and suing Midjourney. Why? Because people are...

Roblox is Copying TikTok, Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Roblox Now Wants to Be TikTok Right. So, apparently, the geniuses over at Roblox have decided that what their platform really needed was another short-form video...

U.S. Semiconductor Market: A Timeline (Because Apparently, People Need Hand-Holding) Oh, Great. Another Semiconductor "Timeline" Right, so some people – and by 'people' I mean venture capitalists and breathless tech reporters...

Gemini is a Disaster, Apparently Oh, *Now* They're Worried? Google Gemini: A Safety Assessment (Finally) Right. So, after letting it loose on the unsuspecting public, some "experts" have finally noticed that Google’s Gemini AI...

Anthropic's Pathetic Capitulation Seriously? Anthropic Just Caved. Oh, joy. Another AI company throwing money at a problem instead of actually *solving* it. Anthropic – the Claude people, for those keeping score – just...