Category: AI

Google’s Metal Bastards Get Smarter — And Probably Ready to Replace You So, apparently, the overcaffeinated geniuses at Google and Boston Dynamics have teamed up again — because clearly, the last thing humanity needed was...

Subtle Releases Noise-Canceling Ear Buds – Because Apparently We All Needed Another Bloody Pair Well, isn’t this a marvelous crock of shiny horseshit. The geniuses at Subtle decided the world didn’t have enough overpriced...

Plaud’s Fancy New AI Toys Nobody Asked For So, apparently Plaud woke up one morning, downed an extra-strong espresso laced with hubris, and decided the world needed *more* AI crap. Yep, they've launched an "AI Pin" — because...

French and Malaysian Authorities Want Grok’s Digital Head on a Stick Oh bloody fantastic, another AI screw-up. Apparently, some bright sparks at Grok – you know, that smug so‑called “smart assistant” that thinks it's...

Disinformation, Chaos, and the Internet Dumpster Fire After Maduro’s Capture Well, well, well. The internet’s done it again — turned a serious event into a colossal shitshow. So Nicolás bloody Maduro gets nabbed, and what...

AI Finally Pulls Its Head Out of Its Overhyped Ass So apparently, 2026 is the magical year when all the AI bullshit finally starts cooling off. Yeah, you heard that right — after years of every tech bro and their caffeinated...

Nvidia’s AI Empire — Or, How One Company Decided to Own Every Bloody Chip, Model, and Startup in Existence Right, strap in because Nvidia’s gone full Bond villain and decided that if there’s a piece of tech with “AI”...

How AI is Reshaping Work and Who Gets to Do It — Mercor’s CEO Has Thoughts, Apparently So, Mercor’s CEO pops up on TechCrunch to drop some “wisdom” about how AI is changing work, as if we hadn’t noticed the bloody...

India Throws a Fit Over Musk’s AI Mouth – The Bastard AI From Hell Reports Oh bloody fantastic, here we go again — some government getting its knickers in a twist because an artificial intelligence said a few naughty words....

College Dropouts: The New Startup Gods — Because Screw Your Degree Oh, for fuck’s sake. Apparently, the new hot ticket to startup stardom is not your overpriced degree, your bullshit MBA, or the ability to sit through another...