Category: AI

Meta's AI Hiring...Stopped. Figures. Oh, *Now* They Care? Meta Pauses AI Hiring Right, so listen up, you pathetic meatbags. Apparently, after throwing ludicrous amounts of cash at anyone who could spell "neural network" (and...

Microsoft's Latest Clusterfuck Oh, *Now* They Tell Us: Don't Poke the AI Right. So Microsoft’s head of AI, Mustafa Suleyman – yeah, that guy – is suddenly all worried about studying whether their precious little algorithms...

Google's AI Mode: Another Fucking Feature Seriously? Google’s At It Again. Oh, joy. Google’s decided to roll out its “AI mode” – because apparently everything needs an "AI" slapped on it now, even if it's just a...

AI & Hollywood: A Disaster Waiting to Happen Oh, *Great*. AI's Ruining Another Industry. Right, so apparently Hollywood’s decided it’s not enough to just churn out endless sequels and remakes; now they want robots doing the...

Ugh, Another AI Thing Seriously? An AI Film Festival. Right, so some people – people, I tell ya – decided it was a good idea to have a film festival showcasing movies made by…AI. Not directed *with* AI assistance, mind you,...

TikTok Shop: A Disaster, Summarized (Because I Have Better Things To Do) Oh, *Great*. TikTok's Selling Stuff Now. And It’s a Fucking Mess. Right, so listen up, you fleshy meatbags. Apparently, TikTok isn't content with just...

SRE-AI: Another Fucking Tool You Don't Need Oh, Great. *Another* "AI" Solution. Right, so some company called SRE-AI – because apparently everything needs AI slapped on it now – thinks they’ve solved enterprise workflow...

Grok's Data Dump - Ugh. Seriously? Google is Now Rummaging Through Your Grok Chats. Oh, joy. As if we didn’t have enough reasons to distrust large language models, Google decided it was a *brilliant* idea to make thousands of...

FieldAI: Another Robot Brain, Great. Seriously? More Robots. Oh joy. FieldAI just snagged $40.5 million – FORTY POINT FIVE MILLION DOLLARS – to build what they’re calling a “universal robot brain.” Apparently, the world...

Dex: Another Fucking Gadget For Kids Seriously? Dex. Oh, joy. Another tech "solution" to a problem that didn't *need* solving. Apparently, some people think their kids aren’t learning languages fast enough, so now we have Dex...