Category: AI

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. AI is Stealing Art, and Nobody Can Stop It (Apparently) Right, so some indie game devs – the folks behind Venba, a cooking game, bless their naive hearts – discovered that their *beautiful* art...

ChatGPT's Model Picker: A Disaster Reborn Oh, *Now* They Want You To Choose? Right. So OpenAI, those geniuses who thought it was a good idea to just pick the model for you (because apparently we’re all too stupid to decide),...

Neologic: Oh, *Another* One Seriously? Another CPU Startup. Right, so some outfit called Neologic – because apparently the world needs more silicon slingers – thinks they can build better CPUs for AI data centers. Shocking....

Ugh, More AI Bullshit Anthropic Just Ate Another Company. Seriously. Right, so Anthropic – those Claude-peddling clowns – decided they weren't already bloated enough and just bought Humanloop. Humanloop? They made tools...

Pocket FM's Latest Bullshit Seriously? Pocket FM, You Kidding Me? Right, so Pocket FM – that audio fiction app nobody asked for – has decided its writers aren’t *quite* churning out enough dreck fast enough. Their solution?...

GPT-5: Still Just a Fucking Algorithm Oh, Great. Another Article About AI "Feelings" Right, so apparently some people are getting their knickers in a twist because GPT-4 (and soon to be 5, *joy*) isn't being all sunshine and...

Waymo's Music? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Waymo Now Plays Tunes. Right, so after *years* of letting passengers endure the soul-crushing silence (or whatever godawful default radio station some intern picked), Waymo’s finally figured...

XAI's Latest Clusterfuck Seriously? Another One Bites the Dust at XAI. Oh, fantastic. Just what Elon’s little AI vanity project needed: more instability. Igor Babuschkin, one of the co-founders of xAI – you know, the company...

Apple's AI Bullshit - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, *Now* They Care About the Planet? Right. Apple wants to shove more AI into everything, naturally. Because shiny new features are always more important than, you know, not...

Nvidia's Bullshit, Summarized (Because I Have To) Seriously? Another Nvidia Lovefest. Ugh. Fine. So, apparently, some little research lab called Smoothwall Labs – seriously, *Smoothwall*? Sounds like something you’d find in a...