Category: AI

Ugh, Another AI Thing Seriously? People are *dating* these things now? Right, so some dipshit CEO at Character AI – yeah, the one letting you yap at digital puppets – is basically admitting this whole thing was never about...

Ugh. Another One Bites the Dust. Seriously? This Again? Right, so Lior Ron, the guy who ran Uber Freight – you know, the part of Uber that *didn’t* spontaneously combust – has jumped ship to Waabi. Waabi, for those keeping...

Anthropic's Latest Stunt Seriously? Claude for a Buck. Oh, joy. Anthropic, bless their naive little hearts, thinks they can just *waltz* into the US government and solve everything with their chatbot, Claude. They’re offering...

Perplexity Wants Chrome? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Sake... Perplexity is Trying to Buy Chrome Right. So, some AI chatbot company called Perplexity – never heard of 'em, probably full of marketing fluff – has apparently...

Claude Can Now... Apparently. Oh, Joy. Claude's Context Window Got Bigger. Right, so Anthropic, those people who think they’re building something special, have decided their Claude AI can now swallow even more text. Like it...

Ugh, More AI Crap Seriously? Another One. Right, so some ex-Google twit – surprise, surprise – has managed to con 8 million goddamn dollars out of investors for a company called Continua. What does it *do*? It's supposed to...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? More Brain Tinkering. Right, so apparently Sam Altman – *that* guy – is throwing money at yet another brain-computer interface startup. Because the world clearly needs more people sticking shit in...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? People Are Paying For *This*? Right, so apparently a bunch of morons – I mean, users – are throwing money at AI companion apps. Like, digital pretend friends. The article says these...

Palantir: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Figure It Out) Seriously? You Need *Me* To Explain Palantir? Alright, listen up, you lot. Because apparently understanding basic corporate espionage is too much to ask. Palantir,...

Apple's Siri: Still Trying, Apparently Oh Great. *Another* Siri Update. Right, so Apple’s finally figured out that people might want to actually use Siri for something other than setting timers and playing goddamn music....