Category: AI

Mirelo Raises $41 Million to Make AI Videos Stop Sounding Like a Mime Convention Right, so here we bloody go again — another shiny new AI startup waving around a fat check like a toddler with daddy’s credit card. This time...

HyprLabs: The Startup That Thinks It Can Outrace the Goddamn Universe So apparently some caffeine-fueled tech maniacs decided they could "revolutionize" self-driving cars by building robot brains faster than you can say "oh shit,...

Nvidia’s Nemotron 3: Because Apparently Owning All the GPUs Wasn’t Enough So get this — Nvidia, the silicon overlord already hoarding every damn GPU on the planet, decided that wasn’t enough power. Nope, now they’ve...

Nvidia Loses Its Mind Over China’s AI Chip Frenzy Oh, look, Nvidia’s at it again — swimming in a pool of cash while pretending they’re just barely hanging on to meet “unprecedented demand.” The latest brain-melting...

Merriam-Webster Names “Slop” the Word of the Bloody Year Oh, fantastic. Out of all the jargon and buzzwords swirling around like digital vomit, Merriam-Webster decided that “slop” — yes, slop — is the word of the...

First Voyage Raises $2.5M to Teach You How to Adult (With a Bloody AI). Fabulous. So apparently some bright-eyed startup called First Voyage just hoodwinked investors into dropping $2.5 million so it can build an AI...

Lightspeed Bags $9 Billion – Because Apparently the Universe Rewards the Already Filthy Rich So, those smug bastards over at Lightspeed just raised a casual $9 billion in fresh capital. Yeah, nine. Freaking. Billion. Because...

Creative Commons Tiptoes Into AI Pay-to-Crawl Madness Oh bloody fantastic, now the do-gooders at Creative Commons have decided to *tentatively* support “AI pay-to-crawl” systems. Basically, the idea is that the giant,...

AI Finally Talks Like a Human... and About Bloody Time So, apparently, some nerds over at big fancy research land have managed to make an AI that can analyze language as well as human experts. Yeah, you heard that right — a...

AI Data Center Boom: The Great Infrastructure Clusterf*** So here we go again — everyone’s losing their collective damn minds over AI, throwing obscene amounts of cash at shiny new data centers like it’s the second coming...