Category: AI

Empromptu Raises $2M – Because Apparently the AI Gold Rush Isn’t Over Yet Oh great, another bloody AI startup with a name that sounds like a jazz band from Portland. Empromptu just scored a nice fat $2 million pre-seed round...

iFixit Unleashes a Bloody Chatbot Mechanic – Because Apparently, You’re Too Useless to Use a Screwdriver So, iFixit, the almighty savior of broken crap everywhere, decided that people can’t be trusted to read repair guides...

Mistral AI Rides Another Bloody Hype Wave With Its Fancy New Coding Models So, Mistral AI — those cheeky French bastards who think they're God's gift to machine learning — are at it again. Apparently, it’s not enough to...

The $75 AI Smart Ring No One Asked For So, the bloody genius behind Pebble — yeah, the smartwatch that every geek pretended was revolutionary until they dumped it in a drawer — is back. This time, he’s hawking a shiny...

Anthropic and Accenture Team Up to Rule the AI World (Because Clearly, the Universe Needed That) Well, would you look at that — Anthropic, the brainy AI cult behind Claude, and Accenture, the corporate army of suits who manage...

India Wants to Make AI Giants Pay Up—About Bloody Time Right, so here’s the story—India has finally looked at OpenAI, Google, and all those other AI demigods gorging themselves on copyrighted material and said, “Oi, you...

EU Throws a Bureaucratic Fit Over Google’s AI Search Tools Oh joy, grab the popcorn, because the EU’s antitrust brigade has once again decided to go medieval on Google’s ass. Yep, apparently Mountain View’s precious new...

Microsoft Throws $17.5 Billion at India Because the AI Race Is a Bloody Arms Race Well, well, well, looks like the almighty Microsoft has decided to throw a shit-ton of cash—$17.5 billion, to be precise—into India by 2029....

Google’s Bloody AI Glasses – Because Apparently Your Face Needs Another Screen Right, so those geniuses at Google have decided the world needs another pair of “smart” specs — because clearly, nothing says innovation...

Amazon’s Latest “Holiday Miracle”: More Crap for Alexa to Do Oh, joy, just what the world bloody needed — Amazon teaching Alexa to stalk your parcels and whisper “helpful” gift suggestions in your ear like some...