Category: AI

OpenAI, Anthropic, and Block Want Their AIs to Stop Acting Like Drunk Toddlers So apparently, the tech overlords — OpenAI, Anthropic, and Block — have decided to hold hands and sing kumbaya over something they’re calling...

OpenAI, Anthropic, and Block Join New Linux Foundation Effort to Standardize the AI Agent Era — Because Apparently We Needed Another Bloody Committee Oh, bloody wonderful — just what the world needed, another goddamn...

OpenAI Snags Slack’s Boss – Because Apparently There Weren’t Enough Buzzwords Already So, strap in for this circus: Denise Dresser, the freshly minted CEO of Slack — you know, that glorified chatroom that everyone’s...

OpenAI Staffer Quits Because Apparently the AI Kool-Aid Got Too Strong So, some poor sod at OpenAI decided they’d had enough of the company’s supposed “economic research” taking a nosedive straight into the propaganda...

Amazon’s Ring Decides to Play Big Brother – Now with Extra Creepy AI! Oh bloody brilliant. Amazon’s Ring – because spying on your neighbors wasn’t creepy enough – has decided to jam some so-called “AI-powered facial...

Three in Ten Teens Are Chatting with Bots Every Damn Day – And Everyone’s Freaking Out So apparently, according to this delightful nugget of tech panic journalism, about three in ten U.S. teens are talking to AI chatbots...

Slack’s Boss Jumps Ship to OpenAI – Because Apparently We Needed More Corporate Shenanigans Well, isn’t this a steaming pile of “oh look, someone’s changing jobs again.” Denise bloody Dresser, the big cheese over at...

The CEO of Cursor Thinks He Can Survive the AI Titans — Bloody Hell, Good Luck with That Alright, strap in, because apparently some over-caffeinated tech founder has decided to play chicken with the bloody AI juggernauts —...

Rivian's Shiny New AI Hype-Machine… Because Apparently Everyone Needs One Now Oh bloody hell, here we go again. Yet another car company—Rivian this time—decides it needs to shove a goddamn AI assistant into its vehicles,...

OpenAI’s Big Shiny Enterprise Win—Right After Freaking Out About Google So apparently, OpenAI’s strutting around showing off a shiny new enterprise client like a peacock that’s just found glitter, all *right* after...