Category: AI

Jon M. Chu and His Magical Green Shitshow: A "Wicked" Tale of AI, Music, and Overachieving So apparently Jon M. Chu — yeah, that nice bloke who turned Crazy Rich Asians into a shiny box-office cannon — is now prancing down...

Anthropic CEO Opens Mouth, Talks About the AI Bubble, and Everyone Pretends to Be Shocked So, apparently, the big brain over at Anthropic decided to weigh in on whether the AI industry is just one gigantic bubble of overhyped,...

Fortell’s Fancy-Ass AI Ears and the Joy of Tech Elitism So, some bright sparks have cooked up a new “AI-powered” hearing aid that apparently lets the half-deaf hear like gods. It’s called Fortell, and—surprise,...

Another Goddamn Power Struggle in AI Land Well, well, well. Yet *another* group of corporate crybabies tried to stop states from regulating AI—and surprise, the whole damn stunt fell flat on its face. Apparently, Big Tech...

Google Photos 2025 Recap — Now With More AI Magic (and Probably Your Embarrassing Selfies) Well, well, well, the geniuses at Google decided that your yearly photo dump wasn’t creepy enough, so they’ve unleashed their shiny...

AWS’s New LLM Fancy-Pants Toybox: Because Apparently Simplicity Needs 400 Extra Layers of Complication So those clever bastards at AWS have decided they haven’t yet milked the AI cow dry, so now they’re “doubling down”...

Anthropic’s IPO Prep: Because Every AI Company Wants to Play in the Big Boys’ Casino So, apparently Anthropic — you know, that shiny AI outfit run by a bunch of ex-OpenAI folks who think they can align intelligence with...

VCs Playing God Again – The Great AI Kingmaking Circus Oh, bloody fantastic. The venture capital clowns are at it again, tossing mountains of cash into the AI pit like it's the goddamn Coliseum, hoping their chosen algorithmic...

An AI Dark Horse Is Rewriting the Rules of Game Design (and Making Everyone Panic) Right, so here’s the bloody gist of it — Tencent, that gigantic tech monstrosity from China with more money than sense, has apparently decided...

WordPress’s New Toy ‘Telex’ — Because Apparently “Normal Coding” Wasn’t Hip Enough So, WordPress — the same bloody company that powers half the damn web — decided they weren’t content with letting you just...