Category: AI

Anthropic's Petty Power Play Seriously? This Again. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Anthropic, those self-righteous AI safety nerds, have revoked OpenAI’s access to Claude. Yeah, you heard me right. They let them play...

Ugh. Seriously? Another Fucking Bureaucratic Clusterfuck, Courtesy of the US Government Right, so listen up. Apparently, Nvidia's trying to get licenses for their H20 chips – you know, the ones everyone *needs* for AI bullshit...

Meta's Delusions, Summarized (Ugh) Oh, For Fucking Christ, Meta Again Right, so Zuckerberg’s still on about building Artificial General Intelligence. Apparently, he thinks they’ll have something resembling it by Q2 2025....

Zuckerberg's Latest Bullshit Oh, For Fucking Christ, Zuckerberg Again Right, so the absolute *king* of privacy violations – Mark Zuckerberg – has decided to grace us with his wisdom. Apparently, if you don’t strap a pair of...

Google's Latest Fuckup: Age Guessing Oh, Great. Google's Now Judging Your Wrinkles. Right, so Google – because they haven’t screwed enough things up already – is testing some machine learning crap to *guess* people’s ages...

Copilot's User Count: A Sigh, Honestly GitHub Copilot Hit 20 Million Users. Big Fucking Deal. Right, so apparently 20 million people are letting a glorified autocomplete tool write their code for them now. Yeah, *twenty million*....

Ambiq IPO - Ugh. Seriously? Another One. Right, so some chip company called Ambiq – makes stuff for wearables, apparently obsessed with low power consumption, who gives a damn? – decided to go public today. And wouldn't you...

ChatGPT: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Figure It Out) ChatGPT: Don't Ask Me Twice, I'm Busy Right, so you want to know about ChatGPT? Fine. It’s an OpenAI chatbot, basically a glorified text predictor that everyone...

Waymo's "Truth" - Ugh. So, Waymo Still Isn’t *Really* Here. Shocking. Right, so Tekedra Mawakana from Waymo went to TechCrunch Disrupt and basically gave a long-winded explanation for why their self-driving cars aren't...

Wired's AI Power Summit: A Load of Bullshit, Summarized Oh, Great. Another AI Conference. Right, so Wired threw a party for the brainiacs building our future overlords. The "AI Power Summit," they called it. More like the...