Category: AI

Ugh, Another "Innovation" NotebookLMS Now Thinks It's Babel Fish Right. So, apparently some company called NotebookLMS – never heard of 'em, probably for good reason – has decided to add automatic video summarization in 80...

XAI Sues Everyone (Because Of Course) Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up. Elon’s new AI company, xAI, is suing Apple and OpenAI. Apparently, they think Apple poached a bunch of their talent – specifically...

AI is Bullshit - A Summary (Because You're Probably Too Stupid to Read It Yourself) Oh, Great. AI Is Now *Trying* To Like You. Seriously. Right, so apparently the geniuses over at TechCrunch have discovered something shocking:...

Startup Battlefield 200 Judges – Ugh. Seriously? More of *This*… Right, so TechCrunch is parading around another list of "esteemed" judges for their Startup Battlefield 200. As if a bunch of VCs and founders who’ve probably...

AI 'Creativity' - A Load of Bollocks, Summarized Oh, Great. More "Research" Into How Dumb Machines Pretend to Be Smart Right, so some academics – bless their naive little hearts – decided to poke around inside these Large...

Grok 2.5: Another Musk Thing Oh, *Now* He's Open Sourcing? Right, so Elon – surprise, fucking surprise – has decided to "open source" Grok-2.5 through his little vanity project, xAI. Apparently, he’s feeling generous...

Amazon's AGI Clusterfuck, Summarized (Because I Have To) Seriously? Another One. Right, so Amazon’s “AGI Labs” – and honestly the name alone makes me want to vomit – is trying to spin their spectacularly failed attempt...

OpenAI's Latest Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently People Need Hand-Holding) Seriously? OpenAI Has to *Tell* People This? Oh, for the love of all that is holy. OpenAI just issued a warning – a warning, mind you –...

Oh, Joy. Another Office. OpenAI's Latest Exercise in Global Domination (Ugh) Right, so OpenAI – those geniuses who’ve convinced everyone their glorified autocomplete is sentient – have decided to open an office in New...

Google's Latest "Innovation" - Ugh. Seriously? *This* is news? Right, so Google’s decided to add a shortcut button in Drive for video editing. A shortcut button. Groundbreaking. Apparently, you used to have to… wait for it…...