Category: AI

Google Gets the Bloody Green Light to Gobble Up Wiz for $32B Oh, for f**k’s sake, here we go again. Google — that glorious data-hoarding behemoth that can’t sneeze without monetizing it — just got Uncle Sam’s official...

AI’s Cooking Itself to Death – And Some Shiny Metal Nerds Think They Can Save It So, apparently, the big brains running our so-called “artificial intelligence revolution” finally noticed that all their power-hungry...

Microsoft’s Glorious AI Market of Dumbassery So, apparently Microsoft decided that the world wasn’t stupid enough already, so they built themselves a shiny little “synthetic marketplace” to test how AI agents would behave...

Google’s Bloody “Easier” Access to AI Mode in Chrome Alright, strap in because Google’s at it again with their half-baked “innovation.” This time, the geniuses over in Mountain View have decided to make it *easier*...

Wabi: The Bloody ‘YouTube of Apps’ Nobody Asked For Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again. The genius behind Replika, that AI chatbot that people got a bit too emotionally attached to, is back at it — pitching another...

Tinder’s Latest AI Genius Move: Now It Wants to Crawl Up Your Camera Roll Oh, for fuck’s sake. Just when you thought Tinder couldn’t get any creepier than that random guy holding a fish in every damn photo — they’ve...

Pinterest’s CEO Thinks Open Source AI Is the Second Coming — What a Bloody Surprise So apparently, the big brains over at Pinterest have suddenly “discovered” that open source AI is cheap as hell and actually performs...

The Bloody Robot Revolution Nobody Asked For So, apparently, some brilliant bunch in China decided the future wasn’t dystopian enough, and now we’ve got a startup called Agibot that’s hell-bent on teaching robots how to...

Apple to Pay Google a Bloody Billion Bucks to Fix Siri’s Useless Arse Well, isn’t this a steaming pile of irony wrapped in a shiny Apple logo. Apparently, the tech wizards at Apple — you know, the "we can do everything...

The AI Data Center Boom Is Bloody Melting the US Economy Oh, brilliant. Just what we fuckin’ needed—an army of AI data centers guzzling electricity like a frat boy at an open bar. According to this cheerful little shitshow of...