Category: AI

NVIDIA Hits $5 Trillion and the Tech World Loses Its Damn Mind Well, holy silicon-coated hell. NVIDIA just strutted into the record books as the first public company to hit a mind-melting $5 trillion valuation. That’s right,...

Donald Trump: The Goddamn AI Slop President Right, strap in, you magnificent bastards. Turns out the US has reached *peak bullshit*—again. Wired's article, “Donald Trump Is the First AI Slop President,” dives into how...

AI Audio Models Are the Next Cheap Crap Everyone Will Sell So apparently the clever bastards at ElevenLabs have decided to admit what everyone already bloody knows — all these shiny AI voice and audio models are gonna be worth...

How AI Labs Are Using Mercor to Grab the Bloody Data No One Wants to Share Right, so here’s the short, foul-mouthed version of this academic circle jerk: AI labs are getting desperate for data — the greasy digital chum that...

Extropic Wants to Blow Up the Data Center Madness (and Good Bloody Luck to Them) So apparently some bright-eyed tech geniuses have decided that the current world of data centers – you know, those monstrous, power-guzzling...

Box CEO Aaron Levie Thinks AI Will Save the Bloody Enterprise — Yeah, Right So, Aaron Levie, the eternally peppy CEO of Box, is out here telling everyone that AI is the second coming of Christ for enterprise SaaS. Apparently,...

AI Agents Are Utterly Crap at Freelance Work Well, would you bloody look at that — the geniuses of the tech world have once again “discovered” that AI can't do everything. The article over at Wired shows a bunch of...

Elon Musk’s Grokipedia: Because Apparently the World Needed Another Bloody Wikipedia, But Dumber So, apparently, Elon bloody Musk decided he hasn’t broken enough shit on the internet, so now he’s pushing out...

OpenAI Throws Free ChatGPT Go at India – Because Why the Hell Not So OpenAI’s gone and done it again – they’ve decided to hand out **ChatGPT Go** for free to every poor sod in India for a whole bloody year. Yep,...

PayPal and OpenAI Want You to Shop While ChatGPT Does All the Thinking (and the Paying) Oh bloody fantastic — because clearly, what the world really needed was another goddamn way to spend money without even getting off your...