Category: AI

Adobe MAX 2025: The Corporate AI Circus and Other Creative Tortures Oh great, Adobe’s at it again. The yearly MAX event spewed forth enough AI bullshit to flood a data center. They’ve decided that every single button, knob,...

Adobe’s Shiny New AI Assistants: Because Apparently We Can’t Be Trusted With Our Own Damn Creativity So Adobe, that lovely corporate leviathan that’s been slowly shoving subscriptions down our throats for years, has decided...

TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 – Day 2, or How to Herd a Bunch of Tech Wannabes Without Losing Your Sanity So, apparently, it was **Day 2** of TechCrunch Disrupt 2025, the annual gathering of every over-caffeinated startup clown and...

Adobe Firefly Image 5: Now With Layers, Custom Models, and Enough Hype to Make You Scream Oh joy, Adobe’s done it again — dropped another shiny toy called Firefly Image 5 that’s supposed to “revolutionize creativity,”...

OpenAI’s For-Profit Recapitalization: Because Apparently the Billions Weren’t Enough Well, well, well — look who’s shoveling more cash into the already-blazing furnace of techno-ego. OpenAI’s just wrapped up its shiny...

Mem0 Raises $24M To Make AI Remember Stuff — Because Apparently Forgetting Is Too Damn Hard So, some shiny startup called Mem0 just bagged $24 million from the usual VC suspects — Y Combinator, Peak XV, and Basis Set —...

UNC Chancellor Lee Roberts Drags His University Kicking and Screaming Into the Bloody AI Age So apparently, Lee Roberts, the Chancellor at UNC, woke up one day and realized that maybe — just maybe — the future of higher...

When a Billionaire Thinks the Government Should Play Monopoly Oh for fuck’s sake, just when you think venture capitalists couldn’t come up with a loonier idea, along comes Vinod bloody Khosla suggesting Uncle Sam should nab a...

Elloe AI Wants to Be the Immune System for AI — Yeah, Good Luck With That So apparently, some clever sods at a company called Elloe AI have decided they're going to fix the world’s growing clusterfuck of rogue AIs. Their...

Sam Altman Promises a “Legitimate AI Researcher” by 2028 — Cue the Cosmic Eye-Roll So apparently, Sam Altman’s back at it again — standing on a metaphorical stage somewhere, spouting off about how by 2028 OpenAI will...