Category: AI

Intel's Latest Clusterfuck - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. More Intel. Right, so apparently Intel thinks we give a damn about their new "Core Ultra 200" processors. They’re built on this “18A” process node...

Google's Latest Clusterfuck - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. More Google "Innovation." Right, so Google’s decided to inflict “Search Live” on India. Apparently, regular search wasn’t annoying enough for people...

Thompson's Hot Air About AI Sports - Ugh. Seriously? Another One. Right, so Tristan Thompson – yes, that Tristan Thompson, the basketball guy – blathered on at TechCrunch Disrupt about how AI is going to "revolutionize"...

Google's Latest Clusterfuck: Extensions for Their CLI Tool Oh, *Now* They Want Developers? Right. Google’s finally decided to let people actually extend their Gemini Code Assist thingy. After years of locking everything down...

SoftBank's Latest Clusterfuck Oh, *Great*. More Robots. Right, so SoftBank, those geniuses who bet the farm on WeWork and a bunch of other spectacularly awful ideas, are at it again. They’re buying ABB’s robotics division....

Disrupt 2025: Another Pitch Fest, Great. Seriously? More Startups Begging for Money. Oh joy. TechCrunch is doing that whole "Disrupt" thing again. Apparently, 200 VCs – *two hundred* of them, because apparently their time isn't...

Google's Latest Bullshit Oh, Joy. More Virtual Crap. Right, so Google’s decided we weren’t annoyed enough with staring at screens, so they’ve expanded their “Virtual Try-On” shopping thingy to a few more countries –...

Ganiga Robots: Seriously? Oh, Joy. More Fucking Robots. Right, so some company called Ganiga – never heard of 'em, probably for a good reason – is bringing robots to TechCrunch Disrupt. Robots. To sort your trash. Because...

Zendesk's AI Bullshit - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. Another "AI" Savior. Right, so Zendesk – those clowns who sell overpriced helpdesk software – are now claiming their new AI agent can handle 80% of support...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? *Another* AI Startup? Right, so some ex-Google and DeepMind types decided they weren't satisfied with just existing at the bleeding edge of AI. No, they had to go and form Prime Intellect, because...