Category: AI

Ugh. Another Startup Article. Seriously? This Again... Right, so some VC shills and a robot burger flipper talked at TechCrunch Disrupt about "traction." Apparently, everyone's obsessed with growth hacking now. Shocking. Chef...

SB-53: Another Fucking Headache Seriously? California's Trying to Regulate AI. Oh, joy. As if we didn’t have enough bureaucratic bullshit clogging the pipes, California decided it needs to "check" Big AI. Senate Bill 53 (SB-53)...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Google’s Nano Banana: India Saves Google From Itself (Again) Right, so apparently Google had this half-baked idea – a tiny AI assistant called “Nano Banana” meant to run on ridiculously...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your AI Summary. Seriously? People Are Freaking Out About AI "Psychosis"? Right, so some geniuses – and I use that term *very* loosely – are getting their knickers in a twist because large language models...

Atlassian Buys Another Fucking Thing Seriously? Atlassian *Again* Oh, joy. As if Jira wasn't enough of a soul-crushing experience for developers, Atlassian decided to shell out a BILLION DOLLARS – yes, you read that right, one...

Ugh. Another AI Article. Seriously? More Open Source Bullshit Right, so some guy named Thomas Wolf – apparently the head of Core Weave or something equally pretentious – blathered on at TechCrunch Disrupt about how "open" is...

Ugh, Seriously? Nvidia Just Threw $5 Billion at Intel – Because Apparently Competition is *Hard* Right. So, Nvidia, the company that's been basically printing money off this AI hype train, just coughed up FIVE BILLION DOLLARS...

Google & PayPal: Another Fucking Partnership Oh, Joy. Google and PayPal Are "Innovating" Again. Right, so apparently the geniuses at Google and PayPal have decided we *need* more AI shopping bots running around doing our bidding....

Ugh, Seriously? China's Poking Around in US Chip Companies (Because Of TikTok. *Of Course*) Right, so the Chinese government is now sniffing around American semiconductor manufacturers – specifically SMIC, GlobalFoundries, and...

ChatGPT: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Figure It Out) ChatGPT: Don't Ask Me, I Didn't *Make* This Shit Right. So, some people – and by 'people' I mean the easily impressed masses – are still obsessed with ChatGPT....