Category: AI

Google's Gemini in Chrome: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Read) Oh, *Great*. More Google Shit. Right, so Google’s shoved its Gemini AI into Chrome for US users. Big fucking deal. They're calling it "Gemini in Chrome"...

Zuckerberg's Latest Clusterfuck Oh, For Fucking Christ, Zuckerberg Again Right. So, apparently the absolute *king* of bad ideas, Mark Zuckerberg, has decided he’s going to “kill” the smartphone. Yeah, because what we really...

Google's Latest Clusterfuck: Gems, Apparently Oh, *Great*. More AI Shit. Right, so Google’s decided that what the world really needs is for every idiot with a Gemini account to inflict their half-baked “AI assistants” –...

Notion's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Now* They Want to Be Useful? Right. So Notion, that glorified digital notepad people inexplicably love, has decided it wants to be... an automation platform? Seriously? After years of being a pretty...

Ugh, Another Partnership... Seriously? Nvidia and Intel Are "Working Together" Now. Fantastic. Oh joy. As if the semiconductor world wasn't already a clusterfuck of proprietary bullshit, Nvidia and Intel have decided to hold...

Ugh, Another AI Thing Seriously? Humanoid Robots Now. Fantastic. Right, so apparently just churning out endless streams of text-spewing chatbots wasn't enough to ruin everything. No, *now* we need robots that look like people....

Google's Cloud: Still Alive, Thanks to Idiots Seriously? Google's Cloud is Doing *Well* Now? Oh, joy. Apparently, Google’s cloud business isn’t circling the drain entirely thanks to a bunch of AI startups throwing money at it...

Huawei's Latest Bullshit Seriously? Huawei Thinks It Can Do AI Now. Oh, great. So, because the US (rightfully) slapped Nvidia with export restrictions, Huawei’s decided it’s suddenly a goddamn AI infrastructure powerhouse....

Blacksmith? More Like Black*Shit* Google Throws *More* Money at Another Dev Tool Startup. Seriously. Oh, joy. Google Ventures – because apparently they have absolutely no idea what they're doing with their own developer tools...

Sonair Sensor: A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Great*. Another Sensor. Right, so some company called Sonair – seriously, the name sounds like a bad 80s synth band – has built a 3D ultrasonic sensor for...