Category: AI

Oh Look, Atlassian Discovered The "Fire Everyone And Blame The Robot" Playbook Oh for fuck's sake, here we go again. Atlassian—those wonderful bastards who brought you the digital equivalent of a paper cut generator known as...

Nick Fox and the Great Gemini Ad-Injection Clusterfuck Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. Nick Fox—Google's VP of Search, Ads, and Ruining Everything Good—has officially announced that they're not ruling out cramming...

Tinder's Pathetic Attempt to Drag You Back Into Their Swiping Hell Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought you'd escaped the digital meat market, Tinder is back with yet another desperate scheme to monetize your crushing...

For Fuck's Sake, Now The Robots Are Haggling Over Your Broken Toasters Look at this absolute shitshow. Facebook Marketplace—that digital cesspit where people offload stolen bikes and furniture from their bitter divorces—has...

Anthropic's Defense Department Circle Jerk and Other AI Atrocities Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the AI hype train couldn't derail any harder into the ravine of human stupidity, Wired comes along with this week's...

The Fuckwits in Charge Won't Promise to Stop Screwing With Anthropic Oh for fuck's sake. The Trump administration's collection of regulatory dumpster fires is at it again. Acting FTC chair Holy Bologna (I refuse to learn her...

Google Shoves Gemini Even Further Up Chrome's Backside, Now Infecting India Too Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the browser couldn't get any more bloated with surveillance capitalism dressed up as "helpful AI," Google...

Little Shits Use AI to Bully Teachers Because TikTok Wasn't Toxic Enough Already So the little bastards have figured out how to use generative AI to create "slander pages" — Instagram and TikTok accounts dedicated to roasting...

Oh For Fuck's Sake: OpenAI Finally Notices Other People Make Code AIs Too Right, so apparently the geniuses over at OpenAI have just discovered—after waking up from their beauty sleep on a pile of investor cash—that Anthropic...

Nick Clegg Doesn’t Want to Talk About Superintelligence (Because He’s Full of Shit) Oh look, it’s Nick fucking Clegg—yes, that Nick Clegg, the walking political compromise who somehow failed upwards from Deputy Prime...