Category: AI

This Digital Picture Frame Wants to Bring People Closer to a Holographic Future

Another Fucking Holographic Pipe Dream Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the universe couldn't shove another disposable piece of glittering techno-shit into my face, Looking Glass comes slithering out of the quantum foam...

Canopii looks to succeed where past indoor farms have not

Oh Fucking Great, Another Indoor Farming Startup That'll Definitely Not Crash And Burn Jesus H. Christ on a hydroponic cracker, just when I thought we'd buried the last of the "vertical farming will save the world" wankers in an...

Meta Is Developing 4 New Chips to Power Its AI and Recommendation Systems

Meta Builds Four New Silicon Monstrosities to Optimize Your Doom-Scrolling Oh, for f*ck's sake. Just when you thought the planet's electricity grid couldn't handle any more abuse, Meta staggers out of its latest "efficiency"...

Amazon expands a program that lets customers shop from other retailers’ sites

Amazon's Latest Digital Colonization Project: Because Your Data Wasn't Fucked Enough Already Oh, for fuck's sake. Look what the cat dragged in. Amazon's expanding their "Buy with Prime" program—because apparently, having their...

Meta’s Moltbook deal points to a future built around AI agents

Meta's Moltbook Disaster: Because What We Really Needed Was More Fucking AI Agents Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the tech industry couldn't possibly shove any more buzzword-laden bullshit down your throat, Zuckerberg...

Rivian spin-out Mind Robotics raises $500M for industrial AI-powered robots

Another Half-Billion Bucks for Mechanical Tossers Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the Valley couldn't hemorrhage cash any faster than a printer spewing out TPS reports, some genius decides that what the world really...

WordPress debuts a private workspace that runs in your browser via a new service, my.WordPress.net

WordPress Launches Browser-Based Workspace, Because Apparently We Haven't Suffered Enough Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the universe couldn't possibly cram more JavaScript bloat into a single browser tab, Automattic...

Nvidia Will Spend $26 Billion to Build Open-Weight AI Models, Filings Show

Oh Fan-fucking-tastic, Nvidia's Throwing $26 Billion at "Open" AI Models Just what the bloody world needed. Jensen Huang and his band of GPU-peddling wankers have decided to piss away $26 billion—yes, that's billion with a B,...

Replit snags $9B valuation 6 months after hitting $3B

Oh For Fuck's Sake: Replit's Valuation Just Tripled in Six Months Because Apparently We're Living in a Simulation Look at this shit. Replit - yeah, that browser-based IDE for people who can't be arsed to install a real text...

Grammarly Is Facing a Class Action Lawsuit Over Its AI ‘Expert Review’ Feature

Grammarly's "Expert Review" is a Privacy Shitshow and Everyone's Surprised Apparently Oh for fuck's sake. Grammarly—that bloody annoying browser extension that underlines your shitty writing in red because you can't remember...