Category: AI

OpenAI and Google employees rush to Anthropic’s defense in DOD lawsuit

Tech Bro Solidarity is a Festering Pile of Horse Shit Oh look, the fucking cavalry has arrived. OpenAI and Google employees are suddenly holding hands and singing Kumbaya to defend Anthropic in some asinine DOD lawsuit, like a...

Nvidia Is Planning to Launch an Open-Source AI Agent Platform

Oh Fucking Fantastic, Nvidia's Unleashing Open-Source AI Agents to Destroy What's Left of Your Sanity Just when you thought your goddamn infrastructure couldn't handle more bullshit, here comes Nvidia riding in on their high...

Yann LeCun Raises $1 Billion to Build AI That Understands the Physical World

Oh For Fuck's Sake: Another Billion Dollars to Teach Silicon Bricks That Gravity Exists Yann LeCun—you know, that bloke from Meta who's been moaning about how current AI is complete shit—has apparently decided that throwing a...

Yann LeCun’s AMI Labs raises $1.03B to build world models

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Another Billion Dollars for "World Models"? Just when I thought the AI hype train couldn't get any more fucking derailed, Yann LeCun and his merry band of AMI Labs waltz in and pocket one point zero three...

Sandbar secures $23M Series A for its AI note-taking ring

Another Twenty-Three Million Dollars Pissed Against the Wall for a Piece of Digital Jewellery Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the AI bubble couldn't get any more piss-taking, some bright spark called...

I Used Google’s New Gemini-Powered ‘Help Me Create’ Tool in Docs. It’s Great at Corporate-Speak

Google's "Help Me Create": Because Thinking is Hard and Corporate Bullshit Doesn't Write Itself Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the internet couldn't get any more saturated with meaningless corporate drivel, Google goes...

Google rolls out new Gemini capabilities to Docs, Sheets, Slides, and Drive

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Now Gemini's Infecting Docs, Sheets, and Drive Well isn't this just a giant barrel of piss-soaked laughs. Google has decided that what the world really fucking needs right now is to shove their Gemini AI...

Zoom introduces an AI-powered office suite, says AI avatars for meetings arrive this month

Zoom Wants to Replace Your Fucking Face With a Digital Puppet Because God Forbid You Actually Attend Meetings Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the corporate circus couldn't get any more asinine, Zoom decides to shove an...

Adobe is debuting an AI assistant for Photoshop

Adobe's New AI Assistant: Because Fuck Actually Learning Photoshop, Apparently Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the creative industry couldn't get any more lobotomized, Adobe—these subscription-vampire bastards who've...

YouTube expands AI deepfake detection to politicians, government officials, and journalists

YouTube's Deepfake Detection: Protecting The Precious Snowflakes From Their Own Fucking Stupidity Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the internet couldn't get any more sodding pathetic, YouTube decides to roll out their...