Category: AI

Anthropic's Pentagon Circle-Jerk: Or How to Sell Your Soul for Government Cheese Oh for fuck's sake. Look who decided to bend over and grab their ankles for the Defense Department. Anthropic—those "safety-first" AI wankers who...

For Fuck's Sake, It Took an AI Two Weeks to Find What Mozilla Couldn't Spot in Twenty Years So apparently Anthropic's Claude—that's right, the same chatbot you use to write your shitty cover letters and generate...

Some AI Model Gets Put in the Naughty Corner and I'm Supposed to Give a Shit? Oh look, the fucking cloud giants—Microsoft, Google, Amazon, you know, the three-headed hydra that knows everything about you down to what brand of...

Great, Now We're Teaching the bloody Machines How to Kill More Efficiently Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought my day couldn't get any more dystopian, I have to read about Smack Technologies and their merry band of defense...

Apple Decides to Label the Musical Equivalent of Vomit Oh fan-fucking-tastic. Just what I needed. Apple Music is now slapping "transparency tags" on AI-generated music so you morons can tell the difference between actual human...

Anthropic CEO Discovers Water is Wet, Calls OpenAI "Liars" Oh for fuck's sake. Dario Amodei over at Anthropic has finally pulled his head out of his own arse long enough to notice that OpenAI might not be the bastion of ethical...

Another Load of Hot Air: Big Tech's White House Circle Jerk Oh look, the tech titans have trotted down to Washington to sign another worthless fucking piece of paper. Microsoft, Google, Meta and the rest of the power-guzzling...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Now Grammarly's Digging Up Dead Authors Great. Just fucking great. As if the world wasn't already drowning in enough AI-generated slop, Grammarly has decided to crawl out of its hole and announce it's now...

Jensen Huang's Latest Load of Corporate Bollocks So there I was, halfway through my third bottle of bourbon and trying to debug why some bastard's Python script had decided to eat 512GB of RAM like it was a bag of crisps, when...

Oh Fucking Joy, Another AI Startup Got $30M to Replace Paperclip Pushers Jesus tap-dancing Christ on a pogo stick. Just when I thought the valley couldn't get any more insufferable, here comes Lio—yeah, fucking Lio—sucking...