Category: AI

Oh Joy, Another Enterprise AI "Breakthrough" Courtesy of a Thousand Fucking Phone Calls Look at this shit. Some bright-eyed startup wankers decided to actually—get this—talk to their customers before building their latest...

Netflix Bollocks Up Cinema Forever By Buying Ben Affleck's Robot Movie Factory Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the streaming shitshow couldn't get any worse, Netflix has gone and bought Ben Affleck's AI wankfest...

Anthropic's CEO Discovers Money Smells Better Than Principles Oh for f*ck's sake. Apparently Dario Amodei, the poster child for "responsible AI development" and other such oxymoronic bullsh*t, has decided that principles are...

Meta's Privacy Shitshow: When Your Wank Session Becomes Training Data Oh look, it's fucking Meta again, shoving cameras on everyone's faces and pretending it's innovation. Those slick Ray-Ban smart glasses you've been wearing to...

Cursor's New Agentic Coding Shitshow: Because Typing Is Too Much Fucking Effort Apparently Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought developers couldn't get any lazier, Cursor has decided to drop their latest abomination: a fully...

Christ On A Bike, Luma's Unleashed More AI Wankery Just when you thought the internet couldn't get any more flooded with generic, soulless generated sludge, Luma decides to drop their latest clusterfuck of "innovation" on us....

For Fuck's Sake, Not Another Decimal Point Look what the cat dragged in and pissed all over your server room: OpenAI has unleashed GPT-5.4 upon the world, because apparently the gap between 5.3 and 5.4 is worth another $20 a...

Anthropic Labeled Supply Chain Risk by Pentagon - No Shit, Sherlock Oh for fuck's sake. The Pentagon finally woke up from its taxpayer-funded bureaucratic coma and realized that Anthropic - yes, THAT Anthropic, makers of Claude...

Tech Bros Shit Bricks as Former Insider Threatens to Actually Regulate Their Bullshit Oh look, the fucking inevitable has happened. Some former tech exec—who probably spent the last decade helping these AI shitheads harvest...

Dual-Class Equity Is Just Gentrified Fraud, You Marks Oh look, the AI hype merchants have discovered a new way to separate idiots from their money. Apparently selling the same fucking equity at two different prices is now...