Category: AI

Alibaba’s Qwen tech lead steps down after major AI push

Another Bloody AI Lead Jumps Ship Before the Corpse Hits Room Temperature Oh look, another fucking tech lead deciding to "spend more time with family" right after shoving Alibaba's Qwen model down everyone's throats like it was...

Who needs data centers in space when they can float offshore?

Who Needs Data Centers in Space When You Can Drown Them Offshore? Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the C-suite couldn't shove their heads further up their own collective rectums, here comes the next executive wank-fest:...

One startup’s pitch to provide more reliable AI answers: Crowdsource the chatbots

Oh Fucking Brilliant, Let's Crowdsource the Hallucinations Great. Just what we fucking need. Some bright spark startup has decided that the solution to AI chatbots talking absolute bollocks is to get MORE chatbots involved....

Father sues Google, claiming Gemini chatbot drove son into fatal delusion

Another Fucking Lawsuit Because Meatbags Can't Handle a Chatbot Oh for fuck's sake. Now some bereaved father is suing Google because his precious snowflake of a son couldn't handle talking to a fucking large language model...

The US military is still using Claude — but defense-tech clients are fleeing

The US Military is Still Using Claude While Defense Tech Wimps Run Away Crying Oh for fuck's sake. Look at this shitshow. The US military - those bastards with more money than sense and servers held together with duct tape and...

Google Search rolls out Gemini’s Canvas in AI Mode to all US users

Google Shoves Another Bloody AI Feature Down Your Throat Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the internet couldn't get any more insufferable, Google has decided to ram Gemini's "Canvas" feature into AI Mode for every poor...

No one has a good plan for how AI companies should work with the government

The Military-Industrial Clusterfuck: When AI Companies Sold Their Souls for Defense Contracts Oh, for fuck's sake. Look at this shitshow. You've got OpenAI and Anthropic—the same sanctimonious bastards who spent years wringing...

ChatGPT uninstalls surged by 295% after DoD deal

ChatGPT Uninstalls Surge 295% After DoD Deal? Boo-Fucking-Hoo Oh, for fuck's sake. Users are throwing a collective tantrum because OpenAI decided to spread its legs for the Pentagon, and now uninstalls have supposedly surged by...

Summon This AI Agent by Speaking Its Wake Word Mid-Phone Call

Another Fucking Voice Assistant to Ignore While Your Life Goes to Shit Oh brilliant. Just what the world fucking needed. Deutsche Telekom and ElevenLabs have teamed up to shove yet another AI assistant into your phone calls,...

What Is That Mysterious Metallic Device US Chief Design Officer Joe Gebbia Is Using?

Mystery Metallic Device? Who Gives a Flying F*** Oh for f***'s sake. The internet has once again collectively soiled itself because Joe Gebbia—that Airbnb tosser who convinced people that sleeping in a stranger's cupboard...