Category: AI

InScope Blows $14.5M to Teach Bean-Counters How to Click 'Export to Excel' Oh joy. Another fucking week, another fucking AI startup swimming in VC cash like Scrooge McDuck on a cocaine bender. This time it's InScope, who've just...

AI Super PACs Now Attacking Each Other Like Pissed-Off Roombas In A Broom Closet Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the AI industry's circle-jerk of ethics theater couldn't get any more ridiculous, these silicon-coated...

OpenAI and Pine Labs Team Up to Fuck Indian Merchants With AI Slop Oh joy. Just what the world fucking needed. OpenAI has decided that gouging Western users with ChatGPT Plus subscriptions wasn't enough, so now they're crawling...

OpenAI Wants 100MW of Data Center Capacity in India Because Apparently Running a Goddamn Chatbot Requires a Small Country's Worth of Electricity So here we are again. OpenAI—those wankers who brought you the digital equivalent...

Great, Another Fucking AI to Make You Feel Like Shit So some wanker who got laid off decided the world needed yet another digital overseer, because apparently having your actual boss breathe down your neck wasn't torturous...

Freeform Raises $67M to Point Lasers at Shit and Call It "AI Manufacturing" Oh, fantastic. Another fucking day, another fucking AI startup gets a dump truck of cash to "revolutionize" something that's been working fine for...

Reliance's $110B AI "Investment": A Masterclass in Corporate Masturbation Oh, look. Another corporate press release that reads like a Viagra-fueled wet dream of a middle manager who thinks "disruption" is a personality trait....

Two AI Snake Oil Salesmen Walk Into a Bar... So these two wankers, Altman and Amodei, decided to grace India's AI summit with their collective presence—the dynamic duo of "move fast and break shit" versus "move slightly slower...

For Open Source Programs, AI Coding Tools Are a Mixed Blessing (And By "Mixed" I Mean a Steaming Pile of Shit) Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought open source maintainers couldn't get more abused, here comes the AI shitstorm...

Another Bunch of Wankers "Revolutionize" On-Device AI - Hold My Fucking Beer So apparently the clowns who brought us Reface—that app that let morons paste their stupid faces onto celebrity bodies for five minutes of...