Category: AI

OpenAI and Reliance Team Up to Sh*t All Over Your Streaming Experience Oh, for f*ck's sake. Just when you thought binge-watching couldn't get any more infuriating, those bastards at OpenAI have decided to partner with Reliance to...

Reload Raises Pocket Change to Build Hive Mind of Digital Fuckwits Oh brilliant, another day, another AI startup crawling out of the venture capitalist rectum. This one's called "Reload" - presumably because that's what you'll be...

OpenAI's $850B Valuation: Because Fuck It, Why Not? So these clowns at OpenAI are about to close a $100 billion funding round that values the company at over $850 billion. That's right, billion with a fucking B. Not million....

Perplexity's Ad Shitshow: When Your "Google Killer" Turns Into A Google Wannabe Oh fucking wonderful. Another AI startup discovers reality and immediately shits the bed. Perplexity—these clowns have been strutting around like...

Reddit's AI Shopping Search: Yet Another Way to Fuck the User Experience Oh, brilliant. Just when I thought this festering shitpile of a website couldn't possibly get worse, the cocaine-addled MBA brigade at Reddit HQ have...

Code Metal Raises $125M to Turn Defense Code into a Shitshow of AI-Generated Spaghetti Oh fucking brilliant. Another crew of Sand Hill Road assholes just handed $125 million to a startup that's essentially weaponized Stack...

YouTube's Shitty AI Comes to TVs to Make My Life Even More of a Fucking Nightmare So those bastards at YouTube have decided that what the world really fucking needs is their half-baked conversational AI turd smeared all over your...

RentAHuman: When the Fucking Robots Start Hiring the Meatbags Oh wonderful. Just what this miserable shitshow needed. Some bright spark has created RentAHuman, a platform where AI bots can hire actual human beings to do tasks...

Sarvam's Open-Source AI Pile of Shit: A Bet Even Vegas Wouldn't Touch Oh, for fuck's sake. Another day, another "revolutionary" AI lab promising to save humanity with open-source models. This time it's Sarvam, some Indian outfit...

Fucking Brilliant, More AI Garbage for Shit That Already Works So some outfit called Sarvam in India—because apparently we needed another fucking AI company—has decided the world wasn't shitty enough. Their master plan? Shove...