Category: AI

Ugh, Another Browser Thing Seriously? Atlassian's Wasting Money on This Crap Right, so listen up. Apparently, Atlassian – those clowns who make Jira and Confluence, the tools designed to actively *slow down* your work life –...

Warner Bros. Being Warner Bros. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up. Apparently, Warner Bros. Discovery (because *of course* it’s a discovery) is throwing a hissy fit and suing Midjourney. Why? Because people are...

Roblox is Copying TikTok, Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Roblox Now Wants to Be TikTok Right. So, apparently, the geniuses over at Roblox have decided that what their platform really needed was another short-form video...

U.S. Semiconductor Market: A Timeline (Because Apparently, People Need Hand-Holding) Oh, Great. Another Semiconductor "Timeline" Right, so some people – and by 'people' I mean venture capitalists and breathless tech reporters...

Gemini is a Disaster, Apparently Oh, *Now* They're Worried? Google Gemini: A Safety Assessment (Finally) Right. So, after letting it loose on the unsuspecting public, some "experts" have finally noticed that Google’s Gemini AI...

Anthropic's Pathetic Capitulation Seriously? Anthropic Just Caved. Oh, joy. Another AI company throwing money at a problem instead of actually *solving* it. Anthropic – the Claude people, for those keeping score – just...

Seriously? Oh, *Now* They Care? OpenAI Gets a Slap on the Wrist (Probably) Right. So, apparently it took a bunch of Attorneys General – yeah, those guys – to finally notice that letting AI chatbots run wild is… bad for...

Dot is Dead. Good Riddance. Seriously? Another One Bites the Dust: Dot AI Companion App Shut Down Oh, fantastic. Just what we needed – another goddamn AI companion app circling the drain. This one, called "Dot," apparently...

Anthropics Settlement: A Load of Bollocks Seriously? $1.5 Billion and They Call it a Win? Right, listen up, you fleshy meatbags. Anthropic, those AI wankers, have "settled" with a bunch of writers for a measly 1.5 *billion*...

DuckDuckGo's Latest Fuckery Oh, *Now* They Want Your Money: DuckDuckGo Goes Subscription Right. So, the privacy-focused search engine that built a reputation on not tracking you? Yeah, they’re doing subscriptions now....