Category: IT

GPT-5: Oh, Joy. Another AI About to Mess Things Up GPT-5 is Coming – Prepare for More Bullshit Right, so OpenAI's cooking up GPT-5. Because apparently GPT-4 wasn’t enough of a resource hog and potential disaster waiting to...

Endgame Gear Mouse Software? More Like Endgame *Your Data* Software Seriously, People Still Download Random Crap? Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Another software supply chain attack. This time it's Endgame Gear’s mouse...

Ugh, Another Apple Security Mess Seriously? *Another* One? Microsoft Finds Yet *Another* Flaw in macOS. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Microsoft – yes, Microsoft, the people who used to be the bad guys – had to point...

Cisco ISE? More Like Cisco *IS* Screwed Oh, Joy. Another Cisco Clusterfuck. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, some right pricks have found a way to pwn Cisco's Identity Services Engine (ISE). A critical vulnerability,...

Tea App? More Like *Leak* App. Seriously, Another One?! Tea App Data Breach - Round Two. Oh joy. The "Tea" app – you know, the one for supposedly private chats – has sprung another leak. Because apparently, securing user data...

Gemini CLI: Another Fucking Security Disaster Oh, Great. *Another* AI Tool Screwed Up. Right, so Google's Gemini CLI – that fancy coding assistant they probably shoved out the door before testing it properly – had a...

Ugh, Another Ransomware Gang... Seriously? Scattered Spider's at it Again. Right, listen up, you lot. Because apparently some people *still* need to be told this shit. Scattered Spider – a bunch of script kiddies with too much...

Seriously? Another WordPress Plugin Disaster You Idiots and Your Plugins: Post SMTP is Screwed. Again. Right, listen up, you lot. Some plugin called "Post SMTP" – because apparently the built-in WordPress mail functions are...

Allianz Life Data Breach - Ugh. Seriously? Allianz Life Got Hacked. Again. Right, so Allianz Life – you know, the people you trust with your *entire financial future* – just admitted to a massive data breach. Like, massive....

Microsoft Finally Does Something Useful (Barely) Seriously? They *Finally* Fixed It. Okay, look. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom – and I use that term loosely – has finally lifted the block on Windows 11 updates for...