Category: IT

ISVs: A Waste of Time (According to Me) Independent Software Vendors? Seriously? Ugh. Fine, you want a summary? It's about ISVs – Independent Software Vendors. Basically, they’re companies that *don't* make the hardware. They...

Healthcare Services Group Data Breach - Ugh. Another Fucking Data Breach. Seriously? Right, so Healthcare Services Group (HSG), a company that handles billing and other crap for healthcare providers, got pwned. Like, really...

Zero Trust? More Like Zero Hope. Zero Trust: A Perpetual Sisyphean Task, Apparently. Right, listen up, you lot. Some "experts" are flapping their gums about Zero Trust again. The gist of it is this: it's not a product you *buy*...

Product Analytics: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Figure It Out) Product Analytics: Seriously? Oh, now you want to know about product analytics. After launching a half-baked piece of software with no thought given to...

Citrix? Seriously? Another Fucking Citrix Clusterfuck Oh, joy. More than 28,000 Citrix instances are currently exposed to a Remote Code Execution (RCE) vulnerability – meaning some script kiddie with half a brain can probably...

Salt Typhoon: Another Fucking Headache Global Salt Typhoon: Seriously? More Chinese Hackers. Oh, joy. As if we didn't have enough problems, some Chinese state-sponsored assholes are at it again. This operation, dubbed "Salt...

Sweden's Municipal Mess - Courtesy of Incompetence Seriously? 200 Swedish Municipalities Hosed. Oh, joy. Another ransomware attack. This time it’s Sweden getting their collective asses handed to them because some IT supplier...

Ugh, Another AI "Solution" Seriously? More Bullshit About LLMs. Right, so some people are apparently shocked – shocked! – that Large Language Models (LLMs) just… make shit up. Like they thought a glorified autocomplete...

Freepbx? Seriously? Another Fucking VoIP Cluster Compromised. You're Welcome. Right, listen up you lot. Freepbx servers are getting pwned. A zero-day vulnerability – meaning some idiot left a gaping hole in their code – is...

PromptLock: Oh, Joy. Another Ransomware. PromptLock: Seriously? AI Now? Right, listen up, you lot. Some "researchers" (and I use that term *loosely*) have cooked up a ransomware strain called PromptLock. It's experimental, which...