Category: IT

WhatsApp Wants to Babysit Your Spawn Now, Because Parents Are Too Busy Scrolling TikTok Oh brilliant. Just what the world fucking needed. Meta—that bastion of privacy and virtue—has decided that WhatsApp needs to host your...

Users Can't Even Protect Their Own Voicemail, For Fuck's Sake So the Dutch government NCSC has issued yet another warning that users are handing over their Signal and WhatsApp accounts to scammers like they're giving out candy at...

Cloud Flaws: Because Patching Is For Losers, Apparently Oh for fuck's sake. Here we go again. Some genius at Google finally crunched the numbers and discovered – hold onto your fiber cables – that attackers are exploiting...

Teams Phishing? Color Me Fucking Surprised Oh look, the wetware has done it again. Some absolute genius in marketing decided that clicking "Accept" on a random file from "Microsoft.Teams.Secure.File.Share.exe" was a brilliant...

Fancy Bear? More Like Fancy Script Kiddies with a GitHub Account Oh for fuck's sake. Look what the cat dragged in. APT28—that's "Fancy Bear" to you ignorant bastards, the Russian GRU's personal digital wankers—have decided...

Microsoft's Hotpatching Bullshit: Because Reboots Were Too Fucking Simple Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought Microsoft couldn't make your life as a sysadmin any more of a living nightmare, those bastards in Redmond have...

Ivanti EPM: Because Who Needs Security Anyway? Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought I could have a quiet Friday without some vendor's dumpster fire of a codebase shitting all over my network, CISA drops this bouquet of bad...

Oh Brilliant, Another Fucking Turing Test Just when you thought the internet couldn't descend any further into ninth-circle-of-hell territory, some absolute wanker decided that clicking on buses and traffic lights was too fucking...

Another Fucking Botnet? Of Course It Is Oh brilliant. Just what the world fucking needed – another shitty botnet crawling up the arse of consumer hardware. This time it's "Kadnap" (which sounds like a toddler's attempt at...

Oh Fucking Joy, Microsoft Finally Built a Digital Chastity Belt for the Click-Happy Masses Look what the cat dragged in—Microsoft Entra has finally lumbered into the 21st century with "phishing-resistant" sign-in for Windows,...