Category: IT

Microsoft 365 Copilot Wave 3: It's Not Your Fucking Coworker, It's a Fancy Calculator with Attitude Oh for fuck's sake. Microsoft has unleashed Wave 3 of Copilot, and now they're pimping this "Copilot Cowork" bollocks like it's...

Oh Fucking Fantastic, HPE's Switch Firmware is a Security Shitshow Again Great. Just fucking great. While you were busy pretending your network infrastructure was solid and drinking your overpriced pumpkin spice latte, HPE went...

Oh Fucking Joy, More Mandatory Digital Proctology Look what the cat dragged in and pissed on: Microsoft's latest contribution to your Tuesday misery, KB5079473 and KB5078883. Because apparently, your system wasn't quite broken...

March 2026 Patch Tuesday: Another Catastrophic Clusterf*ck of Code Oh joy. It's that magical time of the month again where Microsoft empties its colostomy bag of security failures onto our laps and expects a standing f*cking...

Microsoft's Protection Racket Continues: Pay Through the Nose or Get Pwned, Peasants Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought you'd finally buried that decrepit operating system in the digital graveyard where it belongs,...

Zombie ZIPs: Because Apparently We Haven't Suffered Enough Yet Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought today couldn't get any more bloody tedious, some clever bastard in a basement has figured out yet another way to screw us all...

Microsoft's Shitty White Flash Bug: Still Broken, Still Bullshit Oh, for fuck's sake. You know what really grinds my gears? When a multi-trillion dollar tech giant can't even fix a blinding white flash that's been searing the...

Why Your Fucking Password Audits Are Missing the Goddamn Point Listen closely, you pack of dribbling simpletons. I've just finished reading yet another treatise on why your security theatre is about as effective as a condom made...

SlimCore 2.0: Because Apparently WebRTC Wasn't Shit Enough For Your VDI Oh fucking brilliant. Just when you thought your Virtual Desktop Infrastructure couldn't get any more hemorrhoid-like, Microsoft decides to "optimize" Teams...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Not This Shit Again: Local Government Officials Too Stupid to Spot a Phish The FBI is waving their arms around like a drunk traffic cop because some mouth-breathing city and county officials are falling for...