Category: IT

Oh Look, ShinyHunters Are Fisting Salesforce Aura Again Well, isn't this just fucking peachy. While you were busy clicking "Remind Me Tomorrow" on your Windows updates and setting your password to "Spring2024!", some crew calling...

Microsoft Tags Teams Bots Like We Can't Already Tell They're Useless Just when you thought Teams couldn't get more fucking annoying, Microsoft decides to slap name tags on every third-party bot that worms its way into your...

Ericsson US screws the pooch via third-party clusterf*ck Oh for f*ck's sake. Just when you thought these telecom bastards couldn't get any more incompetent, Ericsson US comes waltzing in with a data breach announcement that...

Hackers Are Shitting All Over Your Precious DNS Again, And You're All Too Stupid To Notice Oh for fuck's sake. Look at you lot, clicking on every bloody email that lands in your inbox like a pack of rabid hyenas chasing a dropped...

EU Court Tells Banks to Stop Being Cheap Bastards and Pay Up Oh look, some bloody Advocate General in the EU has finally pulled their head out of their arse long enough to state the bleeding obvious: if some poor sod gets fleeced...

Oh For Fuck's Sake: Skiddies Now Using ChatGPT to Rob You Blind Well slap my arse and call me Siri. Microsoft—those perennial bastards who brought you Clippy and the Blue Screen of Death—have finally noticed that the digital...

Oh For Fuck's Sake: Termite Ransomware is Just the ClickFix Shitshow All Over Again Users are morons. There, I said it. While you're busy trying to keep the servers from melting into a puddle of silicon and regret, some dribbling...

Bing AI Recommends Malware Because Of Course It Fucking Does Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the meatbags couldn't get any more gullible, they're now outsourcing their critical thinking to a bunch of overhyped Markov...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, The Chinese Have Your Dial Tone Again Right, so some bastard Chinese state-sponsored hackers have been having a field day in telecom networks with a shiny new malware toolkit they're calling DEEPDATA. Because...

FBI's Wiretap Shitshow: When The Spies Get Spied Upon Well, well, well. The Federal Bureau of Incompetence just had their precious surveillance infrastructure bent over a barrel and fucked raw by unknown hackers. Turns out the...