Category: IT
Microsoft 365 Backup to add file-level restore for faster recovery
Microsoft Deigns to Give Us File-Level Restore, Universe Shocked Well, slap my arse and call me Susan. Microsoft has finally decided to implement file-level restore in Microsoft 365 Backup, a feature that every half-competent...
Fake Claude Code install guides push infostealers in InstallFix attacks
Oh For Fuck's Sake: Developers Can't Even Install AI Tools Without Getting Raped By Malware Look, I don't know what godforsaken timeline we're living in where I have to explain this shit, but apparently you precious little code...
EC-Council Expands AI Certification Portfolio to Strengthen U.S. AI Workforce Readiness and Security
Another Fucking Certification Mill Cranks Into Gear Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the IT industry couldn't possibly squeeze any more money out of desperate HR departments and gullible PFYs, EC-Council has lumbered out...
CISA warns feds to patch iOS flaws exploited in crypto-theft attacks
CISA Has a Cry About Apple's Swiss Cheese Security, Nobody Gives a Shit Oh for fuck's sake. Look what the cat dragged in – another goddamn security advisory from CISA about Apple's piss-poor coding practices. Apparently those...
Windows Terminal Preview 1.25: Kitty protocol, settings search, and GUI for key bindings
Windows Terminal 1.25: Now With More Pictures For The Attention-Span Impaired Oh for fuck's sake. Microsoft has vomited forth Windows Terminal Preview 1.25, and apparently we're supposed to be grateful that they've finally bolted...
Cognizant TriZetto breach exposes health data of 3.4 million patients
Cognizant Shits the Bed: 34 Million Health Records Splattered Across the Internet Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought these incompetent bastards couldn't possibly cock things up any worse, Cognizant comes along and proves...
Windows 10 KB5075039 update fixes broken Recovery Environment
Microsoft's Latest Miracle: Un-Fucking the Recovery Environment They Fucked in the First Place Oh joy of joys, behold the wondrous KB5075039, Microsoft's latest attempt to clean up the shitshow they created when they previously...
Mail2Shell zero-click attack lets hackers hijack FreeScout mail servers
Mail2Shell: Because Your FreeScout Server Needed Another Reason to Die in a Fire Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought today couldn't get any more irritating, some security researchers drop a steaming pile of "Mail2Shell" into...
Bitwarden adds support for passkey login on Windows 11
Bitwarden Decides to Let You Lose Your Keys in Style Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the universe couldn't possibly invent another way for you lot to lock yourselves out of your own shit, along comes Bitwarden with their...