Category: IT

Phobos ransomware admin pleads guilty to wire fraud conspiracy

Another Script Kiddie Takes the Fall: Phobos Admin Pwned by Feds Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you think the gene pool couldn't get any more polluted, some twat named Evgenii Ptitsyn decides to play digital highwayman and gets...

Cisco flags more SD-WAN flaws as actively exploited in attacks

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Cisco's SD-WAN Shitshow Just Got Worse Just when you thought your godforsaken network infrastructure was safe after ignoring the last twenty patches, Cisco decides to drop another steaming pile of...

Police dismantles online gambling ring exploiting Ukrainian women

Windows Autopatch update readiness: management status report, quality update journey, alerts, and update readiness checker

Windows Autopatch: Because Fuck Sleep, That's Why Oh look, another shiny dashboard from Microsoft promising to automate the absolute shitstorm that is Windows patching. The article wanks on endlessly about "Update Readiness...

Microsoft Defender onboarding deployment with a single EXE

Microsoft Defender Single EXE Deployment: Because Your Life Wasn't Shit Enough Already Oh, fucking joy of joys. Microsoft has decided to bless us with yet another "simplified" deployment method for their bloated security...

2026 Browser Data Reveals Major Enterprise Security Blind Spots

2026 Browser Data: We're All Fucked, But You Knew That Already Oh look, another bloody report dropped on my digital desk, this time from 2026 – because apparently we're doing pre-crime predictions now – and it's telling us...

Google says 90 zero-days were exploited in attacks last year

90 Zero-Days and Counting: Your Security Model is Fucked Google's Threat Analysis Group has blessed us with their annual post-mortem on how thoroughly we all got shafted last year. The magic number? Ninety. Ninety fucking...

FBI arrests suspect linked to $46M crypto theft from US Marshals

US Marshals Lose $46M Because Apparently Security is Just a Fucking Suggestion Oh joyous fucking day. The FBI finally managed to catch the brain trust who thought stealing $46 million in cryptocurrency from the US Marshals...

WordPress membership plugin bug exploited to create admin accounts

Another F***ing WordPress Plugin Disaster Oh for f***'s sake. Really? Again? The so-called "webmasters" of the world are out there installing every shitty PHP-riddled plugin they can find, and then they act surprised when their...

Wikipedia hit by self-propagating JavaScript worm that vandalized pages

Wikipedia Gets a Fucking JavaScript Infection Oh for fuck's sake. Look at this shit. Wikipedia, that bastion of "any idiot can edit" knowledge, just got itself proper fucked by a self-propagating JavaScript worm. And who saw this...