Category: IT

Over $300 million in cybercrime crypto seized in anti-fraud effort

Ugh, Another Crypto Seizure... Seriously? Over $300 Million in Stolen Crypto – FINALLY Recovered (Sort Of) Right, listen up. Apparently, some international law enforcement types – the FBI, Europol, and a bunch of other...

OpenAI adds new GPT-5 models, restores o3, o4-mini and it’s a mess all over again

OpenAI's Latest Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't Read Release Notes) Oh, For Fucking Christ, OpenAI Did Something Again Right. So, the geniuses over at OpenAI have unleashed a bunch of new GPT-5 models –...

Microsoft asks users to ignore certificate enrollment errors

Microsoft's Latest Clusterfuck Seriously? Microsoft Wants You To *Ignore* Errors?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (read: utter incompetence), are now telling users to just… ignore...

Microsoft removes PowerShell 2.0 from Windows 11, Windows Server

Microsoft's Latest Fuckery Seriously? PowerShell 2.0 is *GONE*?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy... Microsoft has finally yanked PowerShell 2.0 from newer versions of Windows – specifically, Windows 11 and Server 2022....

ChatGPT Gmail Connector: OpenAI’s next flop?

ChatGPT Gmail Connector: A Disaster, Obviously Oh, *Great*. Another OpenAI Fuckup. Right, so OpenAI thought it was a brilliant idea to let ChatGPT rummage through your goddamn Gmail. A "connector" they called it. Yeah, right....

Pennsylvania attorney general’s email, site down after cyberattack

Pennsylvania AG's Email? FUBAR. Seriously, Another One?! Pennsylvania Attorney General’s Office Got Pwned. Oh joy. More incompetence. The Pennsylvania Attorney General’s office got hit with a cyberattack – surprise,...

Spike in Fortinet VPN brute-force attacks raises zero-day concerns

Fortinet VPN? Seriously? Another Fucking Fortinet Fuckup. You're Welcome. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some script kiddies – and probably state-sponsored actors, let’s be real – are hammering Fortinet VPNs with...

New downgrade attack can bypass FIDO auth in Microsoft Entra ID

Entra ID is STILL Broken - Ugh. Microsoft Entra ID: Another Fucking Security Flaw. Seriously? Right, listen up. Some researchers – because Microsoft *clearly* can't find these things themselves – have discovered yet another...

Fortinet warns of FortiSIEM pre-auth RCE flaw with exploit in the wild

Fortinet's Mess - A Summary (Because You People Can't Keep Your Shit Secure) Seriously? *Another* Fortinet Problem?! Oh, joy. More security bullshit from the clowns at Fortinet. Apparently, their FortiSIEM product has a...

Windows 11 24H2 updates failing again with 0x80240069 errors

Windows 11 Updates? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Windows Update Clusterfuck Right, listen up you lot. Microsoft's latest "masterpiece," the 24H2 update for Windows 11, is failing. *Again*. Shocking, I know. Apparently, a metric...