Category: IT

Microsoft's August Patch Tuesday: Another Month, Another Fucking Mess Microsoft's August Patch Tuesday: Another Month, Another Fucking Mess Oh joy. Microsoft decided to grace us with their monthly "security update" – and by...

Seriously?! Docker Hub is STILL a Mess Docker Hub: You've Got to Be Fucking Kidding Me Right, so listen up. Apparently, the clowns over at Docker Hub still have dozens of Linux images infected with that godforsaken XZ backdoor...

ChatGPT's New Bullshit Plan Oh, *Now* They Want Your Money. Right, so OpenAI finally figured out they need to actually make some goddamn money off ChatGPT. Shocking, I know. They’ve launched a “Team” plan for $25/month –...

ChatGPT Now Snoops Through Your Email, Because Of Course It Does Oh, Joy. ChatGPT Wants Your Gmail Data. Right, so OpenAI – those geniuses who apparently haven't learned enough from all the other privacy disasters – have now...

Allianz Life Got Pwned - Again Seriously? Allianz Life. *Again*. Oh, joy. Another data breach. This time it's Allianz Life Insurance getting their asses handed to them because they apparently think Salesforce is Fort Knox. Some...

Claude's Pathetic Attempt at Relevance Oh, *Now* They Care About Context Windows? Right. So Anthropic, the folks behind Claude (who were lagging badly), finally decided to give their API a context window bigger than a gnat's ass....

GPT-4o Restoration: A Fucking Headache Oh, Great. Another AI Problem. Right, so OpenAI's new GPT-4o is apparently fragile as fuck. Apparently, if you accidentally unleash the power of a hypothetical "GPT-5" (which doesn’t even...

Connex Credit Union: Another Fucking Breach Seriously? Connex Credit Union Got Hacked. Again. Oh, joy. Another financial institution couldn't be bothered to secure its systems properly. Connex Credit Union is admitting a data...

Seriously?! Exchange Servers Still Vulnerable? You People Are *Still* Failing at This. Right, listen up, you absolute clowns. Over 29,000 Microsoft Exchange servers are still wide open to a high-severity Remote Code Execution...

Ugh, More Idiots Getting Scammed Seriously? $100 Million?! Right, listen up. The DOJ just slapped charges on a bunch of Ghanaians – surprise, surprise – for running a goddamn *massive* romance scam and Business Email...