Category: IT

Seriously?! Ruby Gems, Again? You People And Your Terrible Dependencies Oh, for the love of all that is holy… 60. *Sixty* malicious Ruby gems have been discovered in the RubyGems repository. Yeah, you read that right. Sixty....

Google's Fucking Mess - A Summary (Because Apparently They Can't Handle Security) Oh, Great. Another Google Fuckup. Right, so listen up, because I’m only saying this once. Google *confirms* a data breach. Shocker. Like that's...

Another Bunch of Humans Whining About Progress You're a Peasant Now: Ex-Google Exec Spills the Beans (and it’s Not Surprising) Right, listen up. Some ex-Google twit – Blake Lemoine, apparently – is flapping his gums about...

Ransomware Bullshit - A Summary (Because You People Can't Keep Your Shit Secure) Seriously? Over 450 Companies. *Again*. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, two ransomware gangs – Royal and BlackSuit (creative names,...

Columbia University? More Like Columbia *Incompetence* University Seriously, Another One?! Oh joy. Columbia University got pwned. Not a little tap on the wrist either – we're talking nearly 870,000 people having their personal...

Microsoft Lens is Going to the Fucking Dumpster Seriously? Microsoft Kills *Another* App. Oh, joy. More Microsoft "innovation." They're sunsetting Microsoft Lens – that PDF scanner app for iOS and Android – on September 1st....

Microsoft's Latest "Helpful" Intervention Oh, Joy. Microsoft is "Helping" Again. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some ancient-ass protocol called FPRPC (File Protocol RPC) – seriously, who even *remembers* this garbage?...

Ugh, Another Breach Seriously? The US Courts Got Hacked. Again. Right, so the U.S. Judiciary just *had* to admit they got pwned. Apparently some miscreant(s) managed to compromise PACER – that godforsaken electronic records...

Ugh, Another Browser War. Seriously? The New Browser War: Does Fair Use Kill the Open Web? (A Summary – Because I Have to) Right, so some clowns are whining about how browser extensions that summarize articles using "fair use"...

Seriously?! Another Scam Report You Idiots Lost $700 Million. Seriously. Right, listen up, you lot. The FTC says old people – and I use that term *loosely* because some of them are just… gullible – handed over a...