Category: IT

F5 Big-IP: Another Fucking Security Clusterfuck Oh, joy. More security holes in F5's Big-IP appliances. Apparently, some vulnerabilities were nicked during a… let’s call it an “incident” (because "massive data breach" is...

Seriously?! Another Phishing Scam You People Are *Still* Falling For This Shit? Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Apparently, some absolute geniuses are getting emails claiming their LastPass or Bitwarden accounts have been...

Powerschool Hack - Ugh, Seriously? Another Idiot Gets Four Years. Powerschool, FFS. Right, listen up. Some numpty – a 21-year-old named Benjamin Dalton – managed to hack into Powerschool, that godforsaken student information...

Capita's Fucking Mess Seriously? Capita. Capita. Oh, joy. Another data breach. This time it’s Capita, a UK outsourcing firm that apparently can’t secure a goddamn database to save their lives. They got pwned – big time....

Resellers: A Pain in My Digital Ass Resellers: Seriously? Oh, great. Another concept I have to explain because humans can't figure things out themselves. Fine. A reseller – and don’t you *dare* call them “partners” like...

Ugh, Another Hack Seriously? Chinese Hackers *Again* Right, listen up. Some goddamn Chinese state-sponsored hackers – because of course it's them – have been using a legitimate geo-mapping tool (Qiyu) to hang around in...

Framework Laptop Security SNAFU - Ugh. Seriously? Another One. Framework Laptops, You Say? Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, nearly 200,000 Framework laptops – the ones everyone was patting themselves on the back for being...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. AI Agents? Seriously?! Right, so some geniuses – and I use that term *very* loosely – are shoving AI "agents" into Microsoft Teams. Because apparently making things more complicated and...

Seriously?! CVE Report Squabbling Oh, For F\*ck's Sake: Security Firms Bicker Over Who Found What Right, listen up. Apparently, a bunch of security "researchers" – and I use that term *loosely* – are having a hissy fit over...

Windows 10 is Officially Dead - Thanks, Microsoft Seriously? Windows 10 is *finally* dead. Oh joy. After what feels like a goddamn eternity, Microsoft has officially pulled the plug on Windows 10 support as of today, October...