Category: IT

Japanese tech giant Advantest hit by ransomware attack

Advantest Takes a Ransomware Shitstorm Right in the Supply Chain Jesus H. Christ on a fucking cracker. Advantest, the Japanese semiconductor test gear behemoth with more cash than sense, just got their digital rectum rearranged...

New ‘Massiv’ Android banking malware poses as an IPTV app

New MASSIV Android Banking Malware: Because Users Can't Stop Clicking Shit Oh look, another fucking Android malware. What a goddamn shock. This one's called MASSIV, which is apparently what the researchers named it after seeing...

Police arrests 651 suspects in African cybercrime crackdown

Police Arrest 651 Wannabe Scammers in African Cybercrime Circle-Jerk Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I was starting to enjoy the endless entertainment of "Dear Beloved" emails and WhatsApp messages from allegedly stranded...

Hackers target Microsoft Entra accounts in device code vishing attacks

Microsoft Entra Accounts Getting Fucked By Device Code Vishing: Film At 11 Great. Just absolutely fucking great. Another day, another brilliant "feature" that's been weaponised by the absolute fucknuggets of the internet. This...

Texas sues TP-Link over Chinese hacking risks, user deception

Texas Sues TP-Link: Because Apparently Selling Chinese Surveillance Hubs As "Routers" Is A Bad Thing Now Oh, for fuck's sake. The Texas Attorney General has finally discovered what every competent sysadmin has known since...

Nigerian man gets eight years in prison for hacking tax firms

Another Fucking Phisher Gets Eight Years: Couldn't Happen to a Bigger Twat So some Nigerian chap named Oluwatosin Onajin - sounds like someone face-rolled a keyboard, but apparently it's real - just got eight years in federal...

Actionable Messages Adaptive Cards brings Approve | Reject button to all Outlook clients

Another Fucking Microsoft "Innovation": Approve/Reject Buttons That'll Make You Reject Your Career So some wanker in marketing thought it'd be a brilliant idea to put goddamn buttons right in your emails. Because apparently users...

Windows 11 preview builds: built-in Sysmon, taskbar network speed test, Windows Backup for Organizations, Quick Machine Recovery

Windows 11 Preview Builds: More Shit for Me to Deal With Oh for fuck's sakes. Just when I thought Microsoft couldn't cram any more useless bollocks into their already bloated digital corpse, they release another preview build...

How infostealers turn stolen credentials into real identities

How Infostealers Turn Your Shitty Credentials Into "Real" People Oh look, BleepingComputer's discovered that criminals are weaponizing your dogshit security habits to manufacture actual fake humans. Alert the fucking media. Water...

CISA orders feds to patch actively exploited Dell flaw within 3 days

CISA Orders Feds to Patch Dell's Latest Shitshow - 'Three Days' My Arse Oh brilliant. Just fucking brilliant. CISA's gone and added another Dell clusterfuck to their Known Exploited Vulnerabilities catalog, and this time it's...