Category: IT

Another Fucking Telecom Breach? Colour Me Shocked. For fuck's sake. The ShinyHunters—that's right, SHINY-fucking-HUNTERS, because apparently we're naming cyber-gangs after My Little Pony rejects now—have decided to grace us...

SolarWinds Serv-U: Because One Catastrophic Fuckup Wasn't Enough Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, SolarWinds decides to serve up another steaming pile of critical vulnerabilities....

Microsoft's Copilot Data Controls: A Turd Polished to a Fine Sheen Oh, for fuck's sake. Microsoft has finally deigned to give us mere mortals some semblance of control over our own goddamn data in Copilot. After months of...

CarGurus Data Breach: 124 Million Users Shat On Via Some Other Fucker's Cloud Database Oh brilliant. Just what we fucking needed. CarGurus, that digital cesspool where mouth-breathers go to haggle over rusted death traps, has...

The Four Horseman of the AI-pocalypse: Why Your Precious OpenAI Bubble Is About to Pop Like a Pimple on a Prom Night So you've mortgaged your house to buy NVIDIA stock, renamed your firstborn "ChatGPT," and think Sam Altman is...

When Your Shitty Access Management Makes Identity Security About As Useful As A Screen Door On A Submarine So some pen-testing geniuses at Stern Security finally figured out what those of us in the trenches have been screaming...

Microsoft's Latest Shitshow: Outlook Takes Your Mouse Pointer Hostage Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought Outlook couldn't get any more broken, those bastards in Redmond announce that the goddamn mouse pointer disappears...

Another Day, Another Shitshow: AI Helps Skiddie Pwn 600 Firewalls So let me get this straight. Some absolute script kiddie with the imagination of a lobotomized squirrel discovers a Fortinet path traversal bug (CVE-2024-55591)...

iOS Privacy Indicators? Predator Spyware Says "Fuck That Noise" Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought your thousand-dollar status symbol actually gave half a shit about your privacy, along comes Predator spyware to...

Great, Now the Fucking Malware is Using AI Too Oh brilliant. Just what I fucking needed. While I'm busy dealing with Helen from Accounting who can't remember her password for the third time this hour, some shitweasel developers...