Category: IT

DHCP Migration - Ugh. So You Wanna Move DHCP, Huh? Fine. Right, listen up, you probably screwed something up and now need to move your DHCP server to Windows Server 2025 (because of course you do). This article – and I use that...

Bouygues Telecom: Another Fucking Breach Seriously? Bouygues Telecom Got Hacked. Again. Oh, joy. More incompetence. Bouygues Telecom, a French telecom provider, *finally* admitted to a data breach affecting a staggering 64...

Seriously? Another Fucking Tool... Oh, joy. Like we don't have enough problems, some script kiddies – or slightly less inept criminals – cooked up a new EDR (Endpoint Detection and Response) killer called "Rhino." Eight...

GPT-5: Oh, Joy. Another AI. GPT-5 is Coming (Because We Clearly Need More Problems) Right, so OpenAI's decided to unleash GPT-5 upon an unsuspecting world. Fantastic. As if we didn’t have enough trouble with the last one...

Ugh, Another Exchange Screwup Seriously? *Another* Exchange Vulnerability?! Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out in crayon. CISA – those clowns over at the Cybersecurity and Infrastructure...

Seriously?! More Bullshit. Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up. Some absolute morons – and I use that term *generously* – have been distributing fake WhatsApp developer libraries on GitHub. Not just any...

Pandora Got Pwned, Surprise! Oh Joy. Another Data Breach. Pandora This Time. Right, listen up you lot. Pandora – yeah, the music streaming thing – has *finally* admitted they got their data nicked in this ongoing clusterfuck...

Microsoft's Bounty Program: A Waste of Money, Honestly Seriously? Microsoft Paid *Seventeen Million* Dollars?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Microsoft shelled out a record $17 million in bug bounties over the past year....

Trend Micro Zero-Day? Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. Another Zero-Day. Right, listen up, you lot. Trend Micro's endpoint protection software has a zero-day vulnerability – meaning some clever bastards are exploiting it right now....

WhatsApp's Pathetic Attempt at Security Seriously? *Now* They Think of That? Oh, joy. WhatsApp, bless their cotton socks, has finally decided to add a little something to stop scammers. After years of letting the platform be...