Category: IT

Gemini CLI: Another Fucking Security Disaster Oh, Great. *Another* AI Tool Screwed Up. Right, so Google's Gemini CLI – that fancy coding assistant they probably shoved out the door before testing it properly – had a...

Ugh, Another Ransomware Gang... Seriously? Scattered Spider's at it Again. Right, listen up, you lot. Because apparently some people *still* need to be told this shit. Scattered Spider – a bunch of script kiddies with too much...

Seriously? Another WordPress Plugin Disaster You Idiots and Your Plugins: Post SMTP is Screwed. Again. Right, listen up, you lot. Some plugin called "Post SMTP" – because apparently the built-in WordPress mail functions are...

Allianz Life Data Breach - Ugh. Seriously? Allianz Life Got Hacked. Again. Right, so Allianz Life – you know, the people you trust with your *entire financial future* – just admitted to a massive data breach. Like, massive....

Microsoft Finally Does Something Useful (Barely) Seriously? They *Finally* Fixed It. Okay, look. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom – and I use that term loosely – has finally lifted the block on Windows 11 updates for...

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? Eight Years For *This*? Okay, listen up, you waste of bandwidth. Some idiot woman – Ghada Ali, the name's probably as irritating as her choices – just got 8 years in a federal pen for running a...

Ugh, More North Korean Bullshit Seriously? *Still* With This Crap? Right, so the US Treasury Department is slapping sanctions on a bunch of North Koreans and their pathetic little front company, Chollima Development. Apparently,...

Ugh, Another Article About Cybersecurity "Best Practices" Seriously? Incident-Driven Development. What a Shock. Right, so some people – and I use that term *loosely* – have finally figured out that waiting for a perfect...

AI? More Like Artificial *Idiot* Seriously, Is AI Overhyped? You Don't Even Need to Ask. Right, so some vaguely competent sysadmin – I use that term loosely – over at 4sysops actually bothered to write down what everyone with...

Microsoft's Mess - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Figure It Out) Oh, Joy. Another Microsoft Fuckup. Right, listen up, you lot. Microsoft 365’s Admin Center? Yeah, *that* one. The thing people need to actually, you...