Category: IT

FCC Decides That Cybersecurity Is Optional — Because Who Needs Safety Anyway? Oh, for fuck’s sake. The FCC has just rolled back some cybersecurity rules for telecom companies, basically saying, “Hey hackers, the door’s...

CrowdStrike Finds a Sneaky Bastard Feeding Hackers Well, isn’t this just bloody typical. CrowdStrike — you know, the cyber nerd overlords with too many dashboards and not enough coffee — caught one of their own supposedly...

Grafana’s Latest “Oh Sh*t, Everyone’s an Admin!” F**k-Up So Grafana, that darling of dashboard nerds everywhere, has once again outdone itself in the category of “Let’s See How Badly We Can Screw Over Sysadmins.”...

Microsoft’s Patch Party: Now With Infinite Hotpatch Loops! Well, those magnificent bastards at Microsoft have done it again. This time, Windows 11 users got to enjoy a thrilling, never-ending dance with the “Hotpatch...

NVIDIA Cleans Up Microsoft’s Glorious October Clusterfuck Oh look, another month, another bloody mess. This time, NVIDIA had to pull out the mop and bucket because Microsoft’s October Windows update decided to play “Let’s...

Sturnus Malware: Yet Another Android Shitshow Oh bloody fantastic — just when you thought Android couldn’t get any worse, along comes some digital asshole called Sturnus ready to wreck your phone and rummage through your...

Samourai Crypto Clowns Get Busted – The Great Blockchain Shitshow Well, strap in, you magnificent bastards, because the crypto circus just spat out another steaming pile of digital idiocy. Turns out the brainiacs behind the...

Windows Admin Center Virtualization Mode vs VMware vCenter – A Bloody Comparison Oh great, another “let’s reinvent the bloody wheel” episode from Microsoft, starring the shiny new Windows Admin Center Virtualization Mode....

Photocall Goes Up in Flames – Yet Another Pirate Ship Sinks Well, well, well. It looks like another band of Internet scallywags just had their digital arses handed to them. The so-called Photocall streaming site, which was...

Windows 11 Migration: Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Right, so apparently, it’s that magical time again when Microsoft wants everyone to stop clinging to Windows 10 like a life raft made of outdated drivers...