Category: IT

D-Link’s Ancient Router Crapfest Just Got Even Worse Oh great, another bloody day, another “critical vulnerability” from the graveyard of obsolete hardware. D-Link, bless their incompetent little hearts, has decided to pop...

SonicWall Screws Up (Again) – The Firewall Facepalm of the Week Well, grab your coffee and prepare to spit it all over your keyboard because SonicWall has managed to cock things up again. Apparently, there’s a lovely little...

Salesforce Users Get Shafted (Again) Thanks to Gainsight’s Screw-Up Right, gather ‘round, you miserable sods, because this one’s a real gem from the clown circus we call “cloud security.” Salesforce — you know, the...

GlobalProtect VPNs Getting Smacked Hard — Because Of Course They Are Oh look, another day, another batch of sysadmins crying into their coffee because their bloody VPNs are being pummeled into oblivion. This time, it’s Palo...

Yet Another Digital Dumpster Fire: Italian Rail Group Almaviva Gets Shafted Well, well, well. Looks like the clowns over at Almaviva, that big Italian IT and rail infrastructure outfit, just got digitally pantsed. Some smug...

PlushDaemon Hackers – Because Apparently Nothing's Safe Anymore Right, so the latest chapter in the cyber-apocalypse is here, and it’s called *PlushDaemon*. Some bunch of sneaky bastards have figured out how to hijack goddamn...

Cloudflare Eats Its Own Tail While the CEO Points Fingers – A Beautiful Disaster in Tech Form Oh, bloody marvellous — another day, another epic tech trainwreck. Cloudflare, that giant fortress of “we keep the Internet safe...

Cloudflare Fucks Up Big Time... Again So, in the grand tradition of Murphy’s Law, Cloudflare decided to take a massive digital dump all over the internet this week. Half the bloody web went dark for a while — all because...

California Crypto Clown Caught Washing $230 Million in Dirty Internet Money So, strap in. Some California genius, a digital dipshit named Michael Selig, just admitted to laundering crypto looted in a $230 million heist. Yeah, two...

ShinyHunters Crawls Out of the Digital Sewer with ShinySp1d3r Ransomware-as-a-Service Oh great, just what the world bloody needed—another bunch of cyber-shitweasels trying to reinvent the wheel of mayhem. The notorious asshats...