Category: IT

Pennsylvania AG’s Office Takes It From Behind in INC Ransom Attack Well, surprise-freaking-surprise, another day, another security dumpster fire. The Pennsylvania Attorney General’s Office just learned the hard way what...

DoorDash Security Clusterfuck: When Email Spoofing Meets PR Panic Oh for fuck’s sake… another “nothing to see here” corporate shitstorm, this time courtesy of our culinary saviors at DoorDash. Some poor bastard of a...

Microsoft’s Azure Gets Slammed by a Goddamn Botnet Apocalypse Jesus wept, Microsoft just took a 15 terabit-per-second kick straight to the cloud nuts. Some shiny new bastard called the Aisuru botnet decided Azure looked like a...

Dutch Cops Wipe the Floor with a Shady “Bulletproof” Hosting Operation Right, strap in. So those lovely Dutch police—clever bastards with actual backbone—just tore through a so-called “bulletproof” hosting service...

Princeton’s Latest Screw-Up: When Ivy League Meets "Oops, We Lost Your Data" Oh, fantastic. The elite brain trust at Princeton University – you know, the one that prides itself on producing the world’s "best and brightest"...

Google Decides to Point the Finger at Battery-Sucking Apps — About Bloody Time So apparently the geniuses at Google have finally noticed that half the crap on their Play Store is draining batteries faster than a vampire at a...

Jaguar Land Rover Got Digitally Mugged for Over £220 Million Well, well, well... looks like Jaguar Land Rover just learned the hard way that "premium brand" doesn’t make you bulletproof in cyberspace. Those poor bastards got...

Ancient Internet Crap Now Being Used to Screw Everyone—Meet the ClickFix Malware Mess Well, bloody fantastic. Just when you thought the internet couldn’t dig any deeper into the landfill of ancient protocols, some...

Microsoft’s Latest Update Disaster: KB5068781 Throws a Tantrum Oh, look! Microsoft managed to screw the pooch *again.* The shiny new Windows 10 KB5068781 “Extended Security Update” decided to shit itself with the glorious...

FortiWeb’s Latest Dumpster Fire – Because Apparently Security Is Optional Now Well, here we go again. Fortinet, the poster child for “What could possibly go wrong?”, has managed to cock up another security product. This...