Category: IT

DoorDash Does It Again — Another Shiny Data Breach Because Why the Hell Not? Oh look, DoorDash managed to screw the pooch once more. Apparently, these geniuses got hit by yet *another* data breach in October, because securing...

ASUS Router Clusterfuck: Critical Auth Bypass May Let Hackers Wreck Your Internet Life Oh, brilliant — another day, another shitty router vulnerability. This time it’s ASUS screwing the pooch with a big, fat security hole in...

Google Trips Over Its Own Damn Developer Policy (Again) Well, what a shocker. Google — that great, omnipotent tech overlord that can do no wrong — decided to fuck around with Android developer registration rules... and then,...

Migrating WSUS to Windows Server 2025 – Because Apparently We Can’t Have Nice Things Alright, strap in, you miserable lot. The article goes on about how to drag that festering corpse of a service called WSUS over to Windows...

US Launches New Anti-Crypto Scam Strike Force – Because Apparently We Needed Another Bloody Task Force Right, so apparently the U.S. government’s finally decided they’ve had enough of all these crypto-scamming bastards –...

Checkout.com Tells Hackers to Shove It and Donates Their Ransom Instead Well, well, well. Looks like Checkout.com just told a bunch of digital asshats to go pound sand. The ShinyHunters crew – you know, those wannabe cyber-Gods...

Fortinet Plays Silent Ninja With Zero-Day Crapstorm So, Fortinet, those splendid masters of “security,” decided to pull a sneaky one. They quietly patched a bloody zero-day vuln in their FortiWeb web application firewalls —...

Anthropic’s “Claude the Cyber Menace” – What a Bloody Circus Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again. Anthropic—those smug AI do-gooders—just tossed a steaming pile of “AI did cyberattacks” onto the internet, and...

CISA Screams About WatchGuard Firewall Flaw – Because Apparently, Patching is Optional Right, strap in, because this one’s a flaming dumpster fire baked in stupidity. The U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency...

Police Crack Down on Cyber Scumbags Running Rhadamanthys, Venom RAT, and Elysium So, the global cyber police finally got off their collective asses and decided to clean up part of the digital cesspool. They went after three...