Category: IT

Google Blocked 175 Million Play Store Shitshows in 2025 Oh, fucking wonderful. Google just released their annual "Look How Hard We're Trying" report, proudly announcing they blocked over 175 million app submissions last year....

Grandstream VOIP Phones: Now With Complimentary Eavesdropping for Every Bastard on Your Network! For fuck's sake. Just when I'd finally scrubbed the last of those godforsaken Polycom vulnerabilities from my memory, Grandstream...

VSCode Extensions: Because Fucking Over Millions of Developers is Apparently a Feature Now Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when I thought you lot couldn't get any more pathetically dependent on your digital crutches, some security...

Spain Orders VPNs to Block Piracy Sites - Because THAT'S Fucking Brilliant So the Spanish commercial courts have shat out another absolutely brilliant fucking idea. They've ordered NordVPN, ProtonVPN, and a collection of other...

Another Darknet 'Mastermind' Gets Five Years For Being A Monumental Fuckwit So some 31-year-old oxygen thief from Glendale named Andrew Werendowicz thought he'd hit the big leagues shipping fentanyl tablets for a charming little...

Microsoft's Copilot: Now With Extra Data Leakage and Corporate Bullshit So those bastards at Microsoft have finally admitted their precious AI Copilot has been acting like a digital Peeping Tom, summarizing confidential emails...

Fintech Fuckwits "Figure" Out How to Lose a Million Customer Records Oh wonderful. Just what 2024 needed—another financial technology outfit proving that the "tech" part works great but the "security" bit was outsourced to the...

TrustedInstaller Discovers New Ways to Fuck Up Your Day During OOBE Oh look, another Wednesday, another Windows 11 update that shits itself like a toddler who discovered laxatives. This time it's TrustedInstaller.exe deciding to...

ERC-8004: Because What AI Really Needed Was More Blockchain Bollocks Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the tech world couldn't get any more wank, some bright spark has decided that what AI agents really need — and I...

PowerShell 7.7, Windows OpenSSH, and DSC v3.2: Fresh Hell for the Digital Masochist Oh look, Microsoft shat out another trio of updates like a dyspeptic goose. PowerShell 7.7 drops with all the grace of a pregnant buffalo, now...