Category: IT

Oh, Joy. More AI Crap. OpenAI's Latest Clusterfuck: GPT-Codex Alpha – Because We Clearly Need *More* Code Written By Machines Right, so OpenAI, those geniuses who brought you the chatbot that hallucinates facts and now wants to...

ChatGPT Social? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: ChatGPT Wants To Be Facebook Now Right. As if we didn’t have enough digital garbage clogging up the internet, OpenAI is apparently cooking up a “ChatGPT Social”...

Apple's Shiny New Tablet... Ugh. Seriously? Another Apple Thing. Right, so some benchmarks "leaked" – because apparently Apple can’t keep a goddamn secret – for the new iPad Pro with their M5 chip. And what's the big deal?...

Gmail's Latest "Innovation" Oh, Joy. *Now* They Do Encryption. Right, so Google finally decided to let Gmail Business users send encrypted emails to people who don’t even use their crap service. Took them long enough, honestly....

Oracle's Mess, CLOP's Fun - A Summary (Ugh) Seriously? Oracle *Again* Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out for them. Oracle’s finally admitted – finally, like they weren't expecting this –...

Ugh, Another AI Article Seriously? Presenting *AI* to the Board? Right, so some people apparently need a template for explaining Artificial Intelligence to their board of directors. As if those suits understand anything beyond...

Comet Browser? More Like Comet *Clusterfuck* Seriously, Another Browser Bug?! Oh joy. Some researchers found a way to make the Comet browser – yes, another browser nobody asked for – spill its guts and send emails like a...

ShinyHunters are at it AGAIN, you absolute clowns. ShinyHunters are at it AGAIN, you absolute clowns. Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need this spelled out for them. ShinyHunters – yeah, the same bunch of...

Asahi Got Ransomed - Figures. Seriously? Asahi Got Hit By Ransomware. Oh, joy. Another one bites the dust. Apparently, Asahi, that Japanese beer company – you know, the ones making perfectly good booze – confirmed they were...

Renault & Dacia Breach - Ugh. Seriously? Renault and Dacia Got Hacked. Again. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Renault UK and their budget brand Dacia have admitted to a data breach. Shocking. Absolutely *shocking*. Like...