Category: IT

Gmail CSE: A Waste of Your Time (Probably) Oh, Great. Another "Secure" Email Thing. Right, so Google's finally gotten around to letting you do client-side encryption (CSE) in Gmail for sending emails to people who don’t use...

Signal's Quantum Hand-Wringing Oh, *Now* They Worry About Quantum Computing? Right. So, Signal – yeah, the one everyone uses because they think it’s magically secure – is finally getting around to prepping for quantum...

Clop's Latest Fuckery Oh, *Wonderful*. More Ransomware. Right, listen up, you lot. CLOP – yeah, those delightful bastards responsible for the MOVEit Transfer mess – are now sending out extortion emails claiming they’ve...

Red Hat Got Pwned, Again Seriously? Red Hat. *Again*. Oh joy. Apparently, some script kiddies – or maybe slightly-less-scripty ones – managed to breach a GitLab instance belonging to Red Hat. Yeah, Red Hat. The security...

Ugh, Another Android Mess Seriously? More Spyware. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some absolute morons are distributing spyware on Android by pretending to be Signal and Totok messaging apps. Yeah, you read that right....

Intune Update? Oh Joy. Microsoft Intune: September 2025 Update – Because Apparently We Need More Features Right, so Microsoft's decided to inflict *another* update on us poor bastards managing Intune. Apparently, they think we...

Ugh, Seriously? Your Service Desk? A Fucking Disaster Waiting to Happen. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some "security experts" have figured out something *shockingly* original: your service desk is a weak point. No shit,...

Microsoft Defender Being a Complete Ass Seriously? Microsoft *Again*?! Oh, joy. Another screw-up from the clowns in Redmond. Apparently, Microsoft Defender is now randomly telling people their BIOS needs updating when it...

Brave Browser: 100 Million Users? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Brave Hit 100 Million Users. Right, so apparently some people actually *chose* to use Brave browser. One hundred million of them, if you believe the hype. Fine. Whatever. It's...

HackerOne Bug Bounty Report - Ugh. Seriously? $81 Million?! Right, so apparently HackerOne coughed up a staggering $81 million in bug bounties over the last year. Eighty-one *million* dollars. To people who deliberately break...