Category: IT

Apple backports zero-day patches to older iPhones and iPads

Apple's Zero-Day Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Keep Your Shit Secure) Seriously? Apple Backports Patches. *Again*. Oh, joy. More security holes in your ridiculously overpriced iThings. This time, it’s a...

Jaguar Land Rover extends shutdown after cyberattack by another week

Jaguar Land Rover's Still Screwed, Apparently Oh, joy. More downtime for the fancy car company. Jaguar Land Rover’s production lines are still halted because of a cyberattack – and they just slapped another week onto the...

Team-Wide VMware Certification: Your Secret Weapon for Security

VMware Certifications: A Waste of Time (Probably) Oh, *Now* They Tell You About VMware Security... Right. So apparently, some security "experts" – and I use that term loosely – have figured out that knowing what the hell...

Windows September updates break SMBv1 shares: Workarounds and user feedback

Windows Updates: Because Fucking Things Up Is Apparently a Feature Seriously? More Windows Bullshit. Right, so Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (read: complete lack thereof), shoved out some September updates that have royally...

Microsoft: WMIC will be removed after Windows 11 25H2 upgrade

WMIC is Going to Hell (Thanks, Microsoft) Microsoft's Latest Clusterfuck: WMIC Is Officially Dead Oh, joy. As if Windows wasn’t unstable enough, Microsoft has decided to remove Windows Management Instrumentation Command-line...

Self-propagating supply chain attack hits 187 npm packages

Ugh, Another Supply Chain Mess Seriously? More JavaScript Bullshit. Right, so some idiot(s) managed to inject malicious code into 187 NPM packages. One hundred and eighty-seven. It wasn't just a simple injection either; this crap...

Google nukes 224 Android malware apps behind massive ad fraud campaign

Google Cleans Up Another Mess (Ugh) Seriously? *Another* Android Malware Cleanup? Right, so Google had to go and yank 224 apps from the Play Store. Two hundred and freaking twenty-four! Apparently, these weren't delivering cat...

Microsoft rolls out Copilot Chat to Microsoft 365 Office apps

Copilot is Here. Fucking Great. Microsoft Shoves Copilot Down Your Throat (Again) Oh, joy. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom – and by "wisdom" I mean relentless pursuit of subscription revenue – have finally rolled out...

BreachForums hacking forum admin resentenced to three years in prison

BreachForums Admin Gets Another Slap on the Wrist Seriously? Three Years?! Oh, joy. The admin of BreachForums, that festering pit of stolen data and general internet scum, Konstantin "LostBytes" Nizovik, got resentenced to three...

Microsoft says Windows September updates break SMBv1 shares

Microsoft Breaks More Shit - Seriously. Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake, Microsoft... Right. So, apparently, if you’re still clinging to the ancient relic that is SMBv1 – and honestly, if you are, you deserve whatever happens...